The royal voice test!

[herroyalsunrise]

How very kind of you to take up my voice, Rikimaru...oh, so you prefer Riki? Very well then.

It would be better for you to get to bed early in preparation for work tomorrow than whittle away your time on the internet, don't you think? You're being given new responsibilities in your new job, so you should take advantage of that while you still can.

...The Royal Canterlot Voice? Why would you ask me about that? It's not something I use anymore; everypony in Equestria can hear me just fine without it.

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[herroyalsunrise]

Perhaps they're all from other worlds, if this one is supposed to bring them all together. I will have to look into these "hue-mans" myself; if they are like us ponies, then we should be able to make peace with them.

[brokethefourthwall]

[She giggles.] Twilight said the same thing! She's going to be showing up next month!

But most of the hue-mans are really nice. I've even made friends with some of them! It's these "Malnosso" everypony is talking about that makes me worry. I've never seen one of them, so I don't know if they're hue-man or ponies or what, but they seem to be behind why everypony acts weird sometimes. Oh! But they gave everypony these itty-bitty wings! They kinda tickle, but I think they're really cute!

[She turns around and lifts up her curly mane, revealing two tiny pink wings on her back.]

See?

[herroyalsunrise]

(Such...such strangeness this is. Celestia is unsure of how to feel about those.)

They are certainly a sight, Pinkie Pie. Why would this game see fit to give everypony wings like that?

[brokethefourthwall]

...I have no idea! But even if you already have wings, they give you two more! Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy have four wings! Even Princess Luna has them! And I really thought her magic would be strong enough to do something about it.

[herroyalsunrise]

Having more than one pair of wings sounds very cumbersome, but I'm much more accustomed to mine.

But if even my sister has them, then there is clearly something powerful running that game. I don't suppose their purpose has been made clear, has it?

[brokethefourthwall]

One of my hue-man friends said they brought everypony here to fight some kind of war. But that's just silly. Why would they bring us to fight? I much better at throwing parties!

[It totally has nothing to do with that magic golden necklace you get to wear every once in a while. Totally not.]

[herroyalsunrise]

They're drafting everyone? Making you, Twilight and others fight a war that is their own?

(Oh no...Celestia's losing her cool.)

[brokethefourthwall]

That's what it sounds like! I haven't had to fight anypony myself, though!

I desperately need more Celestia icons...

[herroyalsunrise]

The problem of them recruiting my little ponies still stands; I will not forgive this terrible act!

I may have to make some for you. I love her so far!

[brokethefourthwall]

Well I haven't even found anypony to talk to about it, but if anyone can, it's you!

Thanks! ^^

[herroyalsunrise]

I will, Pinkie Pie. Rest assured that I will see to this matter.

Of course!

[brokethefourthwall]

Really? It would be so much fun if you came! Both you and your sister would be super special VIP's to every party I throw!

[herroyalsunrise]

I certainly appreciate that. I will speak with Riki once he returns home from work; he should know about these decisions before I make them for him.