The royal voice test!

[herroyalsunrise]

How very kind of you to take up my voice, Rikimaru...oh, so you prefer Riki? Very well then.

It would be better for you to get to bed early in preparation for work tomorrow than whittle away your time on the internet, don't you think? You're being given new responsibilities in your new job, so you should take advantage of that while you still can.

...The Royal Canterlot Voice? Why would you ask me about that? It's not something I use anymore; everypony in Equestria can hear me just fine without it.

Comments

[fruity_puppeteer]

But what's the fun in work? Stay home, wreak all sorts of havoc on the internet! Don't forget the ice cream~

[herroyalsunrise]

It may not always be fun, but it is still a responsibility that must be done. The internet and ice cream can wait until afterwards.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Sounds absolutely boring. You should be like me--no responsibilities and no inhibitions~

[herroyalsunrise]

For every one slacker, it takes four workers to maintain the balance. I greatly prefer not being like you at all, Discord; I take my responsibilities seriously not only for myself, but for all of Equestria.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Balance, who needs balance? It's better to have fun than to take yourself seriously.

[herroyalsunrise]

Not when personal gain comes at a cost others have to pay. You are far too selfish.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Change that to far too fun.

[herroyalsunrise]

Disrupting the harmony in Equestria does not count as fun.

(Die monster you don't belong in this world)

[fruity_puppeteer]

To you maybe, but that's only expected of you.

Maybe there's some way I can get you to relax...like putting you in a statue for a thousand years?

[herroyalsunrise]

I suppose you're the expert on that subject, aren't you?