Why did I ever show her the askblogs...

[faminebrella]

Heeheeheehee! Hey, hey, ask Sis another one about her butt! C'mon, we'll see how long it takes her to get really annoyed!

...No? Awww, why not? Geez, you're not half as fun as you promised, Mun-Lady! I WAS gonna forgive you for not letting me eat ice cream every day, but now maybe I won't! "I don't feel like it" is a stupid reason to not let me play in that rain meemy thing too! Rain is AMAZING and you're being a big mean jerkbutt.

So there!

Comments

[humanshield]

...You were bothering the Princess about her butt again, weren't you.

[faminebrella]

Like YOU can talk, Mr. Sneaky McStareface!

[humanshield]

W-What? I most certainly am not staring!

Anyway that isn't fair. It isn't your sister's fault that she has such a... Grandiose... Majestic... Shapely... Ah, I mean, it's not her fault that she's curvy! That's something that just happens to most women when they get older!

[faminebrella]

Suuuuuuuuuuure you don't.

Well it better not happen to me! I don't wanna have a huge gross butt when I grow up! Ew.

[humanshield]

Well, I mean, considering how genetics works...

But, uh, yeah, pretty sure we're both agreed on not thinking about that. I gotta watch out for you, not watch you. That would be freakin' creepy anyway.

[faminebrella]

An' staring at Sis like that all the time's not? You're all just a bunch of weirdo creepazoids anyway!

Not even cool hypnosis powers are worth a giant butt. [Sage nod.]

[humanshield]

The Princess is more than capable of handling herself despite her, ah... Extra baggage, and those "hypnosis powers" as you put it are surprisingly useful in running a country!

...Goddess help me I don't want to explain this further.

[faminebrella]

Yeah, I don't even know why she keeps you losers around.

Ha, I bet! I should ask if I can watch her use her butt powers on the bad guys! I still don't want 'em though; me an' Hungern can beat up bad guys just fine without butt powers.

[humanshield]

...Great.

Now I'm picturing Hungern with a badonkadonk.

[bassinyoface]

Your sister's butt is huge. Surprised it stays in that tiny skirt of hers. I suppose that's why everyone joins ya army

[faminebrella]

See, that's what I tell everyone! It's huge, like HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE huge!

I dunno why THEY like it so much, but the Egrets are kinda dumb anyway. I guess they're just mesmerized by its hugeness!

[bassinyoface]

Big butt's and big boobs; The men seem to run right towards them.

I'm happy that thanks to the docs work, i shouldn't be growing up anytime soon. A big butt would get in the way of my spam.