Voice Test, Currently Homeless (Adstring?)

[magicisntreal]

excuse me but wwhat do you fink you're doin

dont even pretend like you havve the gils to take on the likes of me

do you evven knoww wwho i am

get your grubby landlubbing fingers offa me you slimy pink half-wwit

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[photographic_carp]

[Disapproving AU glare.]

[magicisntreal]

wwhat
...
wwhy do you havve my face

Eep you saw nothing xD

[photographic_carp]

because i am you just from another univverse wwhere you're human

among other differences

I saw everything /intense stare

[magicisntreal]

me
human
howw
wwhy
havve you completely lost your head
there is no glubbin wway i wwould evver be human

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh look
its the allien hispter scionce wizard again
* science
what DOES she think shes doing
theres a ton of ppl cooler than u that she could play
here do you want me to maek a list
* make

[magicisntreal]

i seriously doubt that one such as yourself
wwould evver be able to understand the wwonderful complexity
that is eridan ampora
not that i am terribly surprised
your race is rather lacking in the thinkpan department
howw you all survvivved this long is completely beyond me
and no i dont need your stupid list

[tipsygnostalgia]

no i think i understond you pretty well actualsly
* understand
* actually
lol coming from the guy waving his magic wand around porclaiming it isnt magic
no i think you need to see it
snapp
*snape
merlin
h potter
draco
or if she wants to just play an alien
which arent as cool as wizards but some are p cool
nepeta
^^^ yes becuase she is the BEST troll
kanaya
equiuius
gamz
just not sollux coz hes an even bigger tool than u

[magicisntreal]

you can make as many of your human references as you wwant
they dont mean anyfin to me
magic
angels
more like nonsense
nep is pretty nice
wwhat
you fink sol is a tool too
finally somefin we can agree on

[timaeus_testified]

You're asking a useless question.
If the writer didn't know who you were, you wouldn't be here.

[magicisntreal]

its called a hypothetical question
im not surprised youvve nevver heard of one
wwho are you anywway

[timaeus_testified]

It's a question that makes no sense in this situation.
That leads into an argument over semantics that I've ceased to care about.
I'm a lot of things, shall I list them for you?

[magicisntreal]

wwhat is wwith you pink fleshy things and your stupid lists
no i do not wwant you to list them for me
just tell me your gogflubbin name

[strider_pride]

oh god its you
the whiny douche troll that thinks magic is fake
and science is awesome
boring

[magicisntreal]

because magic is fake and science is awwesome
more interestin than you
wwith your stupid rap offs with tav
and thinkin your cool or somefin

[strider_pride]

just keep telling yourself that mister fish troll harry potter
that is why you will never be cool

[dewandglass]

J-E-EZ, -Eridan. 38/ You can at least give )(er a c)(ance.

[magicisntreal]

ah fef
wwell
she doesnt seem too bad
at least she seems to havve a general understanding
wwhich is more than i can say about some of the people she knowws
you should listen to some of their convversations fef
you might enjoy them

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < mister ampurra
:33 < dont be so rude to your mun :||

[magicisntreal]

...
wwell i might consider it
since you asked nep
and maybe she isnt as bad as i initially assumed

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < ...youd really listen to me?
:33 < well i suppaws thats good
:33 < muns are purretty nice usually!!
:33 < ...when theyre not plotting evil things but im sure theyll always fix them afterwards

[dicey]

I wonder who you're going to end up living with!

My 8ets are on Jade taking you in 8ecause the trollhive will reject you and she'll feel 8ad. ::::)

[magicisntreal]

i wwouldnt count me out so quickly
i havvent evven arrivved yet

[dicey]

Yeah, 8ut none of them like you. ::::P

[douchescar]

They're awwfully stubborn.
Merely threatenin' them wwith wwords does nothin', boyo.

[magicisntreal]

[gawkancestoromg]
i am coming to realize this
howwevver i am in a bit of a predicament
seeing as i am so called sharing this space
i dont like the codependency