On the subject of more Striders in game

[timaeus_testified]

You will not find me arguing against the proposal stated and written in triplicate.
However, you need to give some serious consideration to the situation as I have been doing for the past week.
I remind you that as it fuckin' stands, things have settled into a rhythm.
We are both in line, you and I.
With the strings in my fingers we slide forward, following the unique flow we've created.
You've come to see enough of the full picture to make this work.
Stay rational, keep your logic, and this will be fine.

And don't let English name that toad after James Bond.
The dude deserves a far better name sake.

Comments

[timaeus_testified]

I see.
In case your change your mind, I'll leave the offer open.
Should you wish to take it up I rarely sleep.
I'll answer any inquiry you might have no matter the hour.

[moives]

loosen up a little strider
ive had less tense conversations with ex gfs and im rich
do you know what that does to people
they start talking about monetary compensation for emotional disturbance at having had to listen to me talk
i wish i was joking

[tipsygnostalgia]

no u really should come lie w us ;D
* live

[moives]

damn thats one compelling argument you got there typos mcgee

[tipsygnostalgia]

it sure as fuck was wasnt it
u know u want to
*wonk*~
so wahts up other-other-other strider
*whats

[moives]

i think thats one other too many
no wait muns finally deemed it time to tell me one of my other selves is a bird
this just keeps getting more surreal and marketable

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah theres you
mini you
dirk
older dick
* dirk
bird dave
ur like adorable cockrotches one shows up then all of the sudden theres a whole nest

[moives]

older dick is the one that makes me feel like im 12 yo again
we dont like that one

[tipsygnostalgia]

why not he seemed pretty coool

[moives]

when you grow up guardian-free it becomes a salacious drag to have some dude whos got no idea about what youre all about trying to manhandle you
its why i got every intention of letting dirk do whatever he wants
i dont believe in cockblocking the young
or myself

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah
there should deifniely be no cockblocking going on around here

[moives]

just keep it safe kids
remember: rubber your schlong and there aint nothing wrong
he wants to go bare get your ass outta there

[NOT HERE.]

[timaeus_testified]

[Bro. Why.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

i dont even know if they have them in adstring
or what would actually happen ifsomeone got knocked up
not that i want to off course
or thres even a chance
but theyre questions that maybe we should ask

[timaeus_testified]

I'm not tense.
Nor am I unaware of your exploits, they were well documented once I knew where to look for them.

Your history following your ironic code of honor aside, this is a bit weird.
Within the city itself one event has made us experience ten years of time.
In which I assumed the mantle of 'Bro' and the Dave here became your spitting image.
It's a bit disorienting.
My memories hazy as they are, say that we are brothers that grew up together.
When my mind rational and held fast to the present knows you lived four hundred years before I came into existence.
There are other complications, you'll come to see them in time.

[moives]

ok

[Not really, he's just confused.]

[timaeus_testified]

None of that made sense to you, did it?

[moives]

not any

[timaeus_testified]

Do you want to know or would you prefer I shove some grave dirt over that topic?

[moives]

let it rot a while its not like we wont be going over the same fucked up shit if i get into your game
at least itll be better than that other thing

[timaeus_testified]

If it is of any reassurance.
Should you arrive, we'll be handling informing you of the full scope of our situation with care.

And I agree.
But let's set that topic to rest beside the informational tour. We'll shovel as much earth over it as we can stand then slap it down.
Like we're building the ground foundation of a building.
Shit's going to stand the test of time.
I'll shut up now.

[moives]

it was WAY worse for me than it was for you kid but yeah lets shut up on that too

look at us chatty cathys whiling away the hours crisscrossing and zigzagging around the million no-no topics weve found to censor ourselves
ive become my own fcc

[timaeus_testified]

I'm aware it was a thousand times worse for you.
That's all their is to say on that matter.

Would you rather we stuck to one fuckin' topic then?
I've been just shooting the breeze as English would put it.

[moives]

and yet you still bitched
now were done

how about art
do you do anything creative

[timaeus_testified]

It wasn't complaints for my well being.
Now it's over with.

I can hand you the list.
Suffice to say I'm all about art.
And some weird alien keeps wanting porn.