Tired of me yet?

[shepard_vi]

Congratulations on obtaining your drivers license!

If you like, you can install my program into your car and I will act as a GPS for you. I also come with an auto-pilot feature. However, I should warn you that because my personality matrix is modeled after the real Commander Shepard, auto-pilot is not recommended. Also, regulations prohibit me from doing so anyway.

Happy safe driving!

Comments

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[shepard_vi]

Hey now, there's a difference between being afraid to driving and being afraid to drive with Commander Shepard.

My typist was also afraid and had been for most of her life. Our word of advice is to practice in an area your typist is familiar with. It will definitely take more than a few tries but nothing is impossible.

[sandwormie]

Mine gets flustered at crossways and forgets which way is right, which way is left, and which pedal to... pedal. It's kind of sad.

[shepard_vi]

From my typist: The right pedal is to accelerate and the left is to break. When you're backing up, turning left leads you to exit to the right and vice versa.

If you ask me, I say just go.

[sandwormie]

...I'm trying to be understanding about the whole afraid-to-drive thing, but... seriously. I'm thirteen. I drive. Totally legal on Tatooine. [no it's not] I don't get it. She probably won't crash and kill anything.

I'll go suggest different colored armbands. Maybe that would help with the... direction thing.