Tired of me yet?

[shepard_vi]

Congratulations on obtaining your drivers license!

If you like, you can install my program into your car and I will act as a GPS for you. I also come with an auto-pilot feature. However, I should warn you that because my personality matrix is modeled after the real Commander Shepard, auto-pilot is not recommended. Also, regulations prohibit me from doing so anyway.

Happy safe driving!

Comments

[lilihierax]

Yeah. It was. She's lucky I liked her enough not to charge her for the labor.

...Can't say I even remember what this 'sunny and dry environment' feels like. Been too long.

[shepard_vi]

You're a good sport for doing that! You ought to take a vacation to Earth. Well... when it's not being decimated by the reapers, anyway.

[lilihierax]

Think I'll pass, thanks.

I swear I remember the Commander possessing a bit more... tact. 'Specially about her home planet.

[shepard_vi]

With all the feedback I have received, including the one from the turian Councilor, my personality matrix is 17% more likely to sound like the real Commander Shepard!

[lilihierax]

You talked with the turian councilor? Sounds prestigious.

I love continuity.

[shepard_vi]

We ran into a few bumps but eventually we were hitting off pretty well.

[if yanno what I mean]

[lilihierax]

Yeah, I bet. Don't know much about the guy - just know he's got a stick up his ass for the Hierarchy's best interests. Can't blame him, comes with the job. Still... a lot of paperwork. I prefer to get my hands dirty.

I suppose you can say the councilor "locked" himself in

[shepard_vi]

Actually, so does he.

[lilihierax]

[Woah there. Add that to the list of shit Li Doesn't Need To Know. He raises his hands placatingly.]

Hey, what the councilor does in his free time? No business of mine.

[shepard_vi]

Sorry about that. Apparently my privacy settings are disabled. Please enable the privacy settings manually.

[Else he spills some secrets. Or something.]