Voice testing, what am I doing?

[guardsthenight]

[In her best, booming, Canterlot voice.]

We are most displeased with this current situation.  What is the purpose of bringing us here if thou hast no plans for a home?  Or friendship?  Or fun? 

[And her voice drops down to the normal levels that she has been learning to use.]

Please reconsider.  We would like more opportunities to earn the love of our subjects.  We -- 

I still need more practice after one thousand years away.

Comments

[bladedcontrast]

[Visas is seated cross-legged seemingly unaware of the talking pony. She appears human except for a small detail: no eyes.]

Mundanes have no rhyme or reason to their methods, unfortunately.

[guardsthenight]

[. . . Trixie wasn't kidding about the hairless apes. Huh.]

We have noticed. If we may ask, art thou one of the hairless apes that have been mentioned?