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Leslie Knope ([personal profile] lesliemonster) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-04-23 09:47 pm
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Potentially for TLV and Einmal

Mun,

Let's make a pros and cons list.

Pro: it's in space.

Con: our understanding of civil codes in space is unclear.

Pro: we can learn about civil codes in space! And possibly a type of space language, which will get Ben all--

Con: No Ben. That counts as 300 cons. No Ann. 3000 cons.

Pro: Everyone at the Parks department gets to keep their jobs!

Con: No Parks department.

Pro: I can start the first Parks and Recreation department in space.

...And possibly someday be president of space. Let's do this thing.

Love,
Leslie Knope

P.S. There is also a game where I can be a freaking wizard. Look into that.
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theboywonder: (all on the scene with you)

[personal profile] theboywonder 2012-04-23 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What would a Parks and Recreation department do in space?
lesliemonster: (and we're awesome)

I am so sorry

[personal profile] lesliemonster 2012-04-24 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Dick. Just remember that you asked for this. She pulls out a three-ring binder and a well worn journal. She opens the binder first.]

Great question! I’ve been compiling a few ideas for community improvement. Here are a are the top twenty:

1. The World’s – The Universe’s first park in space.
2. The Universe’s largest park in space.
3. The Universe’s smallest park in space.
4. Space Olympics
5. Space Special Olympics
6. Space Pet Olympics
7. Book Club
8. Trans-Planet Model U.N. Club
9. Self Empowerment seminars for troubled inmates
10. Community theater
11. A working community center, complete with peer-run classes. Potential classes include art, accounting, creative writing, woodshop, survivalist training, home maintenance, Spanish, whatever the predominate space language is, waffle making, Asian cooking, fashion on a budget, hula dancing, breakdancing (both b-boying, popping, and locking), gymnastics, football, soccer, canoe building and the harmonica.
12. A community cook off
13. Some sort of ceremony involving dressing adorable animals in tiny outfits that is not a pet show, because pet show moms are just the worst.
14. A Ms. Barge competition, judged on a scale of character, personality and community involvement.
15. Movie Nights!
16. A Club. Now – I am not sure if that means a dance club or the sandwich. Both are pretty good. In fact:
17. A club for dancing.
18. A club for sandwiches.
19. Committee to discuss pre-emptive measures against Eagleton.
20. Open Mic Night.
21. Monthly Townhall – Bargehall? – meetings.

Now, those are just a few ideas from my “Barge Community Involvement Binder.” I am also bringing my dream journal! Which, I will grant, gets a little more out there. A lot of these ideas involve Alf.

Is...Alf available on this adventure?
theboywonder: (watch me tip all on it)

Oh my god, never apologize, Leslie needs to come to the Barge

[personal profile] theboywonder 2012-04-24 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Holy crap, you are the most prepared person ever.]

... I don't know. I don't think so? I mean, he could be, the Barge is strange like that.

They do have movie nights already, but the rest of it sounds like it could be a lot of fun.
lesliemonster: (you did good)

She just wants to help people in SPACE

[personal profile] lesliemonster 2012-04-24 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, you are too kind! But yeah, she totally is. What up.]

[A small smile:] I just feel like we could have some really meaningful conversations.

[Wait. Focus, Leslie. Love, Leslie.]

I hope so! Community involvement is a key part of rehabilitation. When I was in prison, I started a book club with the other inmate. It really helped me feel human again.
theboywonder: (painted on my memories)

If anyone can do it, it's Leslie :c

[personal profile] theboywonder 2012-04-24 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
When you were in prison? What did you do? [You don't really seem like the hardened criminal type, no offense.]
lesliemonster: (a glorious female warrior)

She will try so hard!

[personal profile] lesliemonster 2012-04-24 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes in life, you have to do what you have to do. In my case, I had to kick the butt of an Eagletonian traitor.

[Nbd, nbd.]
theboywonder: (or they hate it)

also that is the best journalname

[personal profile] theboywonder 2012-04-24 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with Eagleton? [He noticed it up on your list of Things to Do on the Barge and has not spent a whole lot of time in your part of the world, so is uneducated in the evils of Eagleton.]
lesliemonster: (and didn't even do it ONCE)

thank yooooou

[personal profile] lesliemonster 2012-04-25 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Leslie's face goes very, very stern. She pulls out a laminated card from her jacket pocket.]

I just so happen to have a top ten list.

What is Wrong with Eagleton
By Leslie Knope

1. Salad bars
2. Ipads
3. Lindsay
4. Carlisle
5. Shay
6. Hybrids
7. Restroom attendants in public parks
8. Overly showy thank you notes. It’s like – we get it! You have manners! Shut up about them.
9. McMansions. I don't actually understand what those are, but I know they have them.
10. A complete lack of waffle appreciation.
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