canon: Monsters VS. Aliens

[carshoeswagger]

So, on the world stage, huh? Everyone can see me? Oh. Oh wow. I'm-- I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. Are you sure this is even safe? What if I step on someone or someone gets scared or- or--!

Does anyone have a giant paper bag? Anyone?! I- I can't breathe! I think I'm hyperventilating!

What if my hyperventilating causes a hurricane?! I can't handle this, mun! Send me back to fight giant robots, or something!

[Ever wanted to see a 49ft 11in tall woman have a panic attack? Too bad, it's already happening!]

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[megamind]

But you're an enormous threat! Look at you! [Seriously look at you.]

[carshoeswagger]

[There is no mirror big enough to look at herself. Thanks for reminding her :T]

And what about you, Mr. Blue?! Looks pretty alien to me!

[megamind]

Well, of course I am. I'm not a soft-headed human. [cue villainous chortle] I'm a brilliant, otherworldly intellect.

But I'm also the dashing hero of Metrocity.

[carshoeswagger]

Oh. [She was kind of hoping he'd take that as an insult and flee.] I've never heard of Metrocity, but I'll take your word for it, Mr...?

[megamind]

Megamind! I'm Megamind. [Way better than your substandard cockroach doctor, lady.]

[carshoeswagger]

[Don't even go there, bro, Dr. C is a king among men and you're blue and smell like fish.]

Megamind. Right. Never heard of you. [Ha!] I'm Susan, by the way. Ginormica if you want the Monster name.