canon: Monsters VS. Aliens

[carshoeswagger]

So, on the world stage, huh? Everyone can see me? Oh. Oh wow. I'm-- I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. Are you sure this is even safe? What if I step on someone or someone gets scared or- or--!

Does anyone have a giant paper bag? Anyone?! I- I can't breathe! I think I'm hyperventilating!

What if my hyperventilating causes a hurricane?! I can't handle this, mun! Send me back to fight giant robots, or something!

[Ever wanted to see a 49ft 11in tall woman have a panic attack? Too bad, it's already happening!]

Comments

[andapaperclip]

[Best he can do right now is pat her giant foot!]

It's quite alright Susan. I've been here before and it isn't something to worry about. Just be careful like you would be at home.

[carshoeswagger]

You really think I can do it? Because back home there are things in place to, you know, fix things if I trip over and fall onto a gas station.

[She glances around, before carefully sitting on a conveniently placed truck.]

[andapaperclip]

You'd be surprised by the kinds of people here. If something like that broke I'm sure we'd be able to find someone to fix it.

[carshoeswagger]

Really? There are seriously people like that here?

[andapaperclip]

Oh yes. Monsters like us fit right in in this strange little place.

[carshoeswagger]

That's great!

[Consider yourself grabbed, bro.]

I thought this place was going to be full of 'normal' people - but if there's other monsters, it can't be that bad, right?

[andapaperclip]

[He wobbles a bit in her hand, but totally getting used to this, okay.]

Oh yes. It seems that there's a great mix of both. My mundane even brings out another monster from time to time here.

[carshoeswagger]

[This is good, because Ginormica is going to grab him a lot]

Another monster? You mean monster like you and me and not alien pumpkin monster, right? Because if it's another you and me monster, we should all hang out and see a movie! Or, uh, whatever you're into, Doc.

[andapaperclip]

Her name is Lagoona. Seems to me like she might be a distant relative of Link's. I imagine they two of you would get along splendidly.

[carshoeswagger]

I know her! Well, my mun knows her, but that's pretty much the same thing.