canon: Monsters VS. Aliens

[carshoeswagger]

So, on the world stage, huh? Everyone can see me? Oh. Oh wow. I'm-- I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. Are you sure this is even safe? What if I step on someone or someone gets scared or- or--!

Does anyone have a giant paper bag? Anyone?! I- I can't breathe! I think I'm hyperventilating!

What if my hyperventilating causes a hurricane?! I can't handle this, mun! Send me back to fight giant robots, or something!

[Ever wanted to see a 49ft 11in tall woman have a panic attack? Too bad, it's already happening!]

Comments

[carshoeswagger]

I don't know!

[Hard... To... Breathe-]

[never_nor]

Why are you so scared of someone your own size? I thought your worry was hurting shorter people.

[carshoeswagger]

Because now there's two giant monsters! That's double the potential destruction!

[never_nor]

I won't cause any destruction unless I intend to. You on the other hand should practice subtle movements.