canon: Monsters VS. Aliens

[carshoeswagger]

So, on the world stage, huh? Everyone can see me? Oh. Oh wow. I'm-- I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. Are you sure this is even safe? What if I step on someone or someone gets scared or- or--!

Does anyone have a giant paper bag? Anyone?! I- I can't breathe! I think I'm hyperventilating!

What if my hyperventilating causes a hurricane?! I can't handle this, mun! Send me back to fight giant robots, or something!

[Ever wanted to see a 49ft 11in tall woman have a panic attack? Too bad, it's already happening!]

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[i_am_groot]

[Groot is a giant tree person approximately the same size as Susan]

I AM GROOT!

[carshoeswagger]

Uh... I am Ginormica?

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[He tries to give her a comforting pat on the back]

[carshoeswagger]

[This is weird, even for her, so she'll just, you know, stare.]

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT?

[Groot concentrates, causing trees to grow from the ground, weaving together into a gigantic chair]

[carshoeswagger]

[...

This is so weird, but a chair is a chair and a gentle...tree is a gentletree. Susan carefully perches herself on the chair, still staring blankly at Groot.]

Uh... Thanks, Groot.

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[vague gestures that might be asking if she needs anything else?]

[carshoeswagger]

Do you speak English? Or anything other than 'Groot'?

[Because being able to talk to him would be pretty cool.]

[i_am_groot]

I AM GROOT!

[Vague sort of sad shrugging. Few meat people can understand Groot.]

[carshoeswagger]

Hey, it's okay! Don't look so blue!

[Alright, time to use the basic sign language she learnt back in high school.]

We can work with this, it's not that bad. Uh, here's how you say Ginormica in sign language. [Cue vague handmotions.] See? Do you want to give it a go, Groot?

[i_am_groot]

[Groot makes an attempt at it, but it might actually come out closer to I AM GROOT]

I... AM... GROOT?