Mun is antagonizing her muse because it is fun.

[i_got_this]

No. No. NO. NO. Get that thought out of your head right now, Mundane.

I just got there. I'm on my own and not part of a 'matched set', you don't have to go wishing for North to show up, okay?

Geez.




[Mundane would just like to point out that, with the amount of trouble South Dakota tends to get herself into, having him around might not be a bad idea --]

Shut up, you stupid bitch!

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[i_got_this]

You are such a fucking bitch! [Ooooooh no you din't!]

[479er]

[South, you know there are other adjectives than fucking and stupid, right?]

Hey I keep telling you- Im an educated bitch.

[i_got_this]

Yeah? Well educate yourself on this. [Totally flipping her off.]

[her vocabulary shrinks when she's angry]

[479er]

You know if you wanted to ask me out, you couldve done it nicely.
[Seriously South, you're not in kindergarten.]
But sorry, I dont swing that way.

[Why do you think 479er enjoys needling her so much?
Also, how the hell did these two get along enough for South to become a recovery agent?]

[i_got_this]

I don't swing that way either so I guess you're safe.

By the way your mun told my mun that she thinks you lose your legs or something. [Low blow, South.]

[479er]

[Oh crap I didnt tell her about that.]

What do you mean, lose my legs?

[I should probably start running now before she lands the pelican on me.]

[i_got_this]

Yeah, like you had to have been grounded somehow to land that desk job. [Amused that she got the jump on her!]

[479er]

[You're going to get a very long pause, South. This is just you being a bitch right?]

I don't believe you.


[RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY. ABORT MISSION.]

[i_got_this]

[ABORT? HELL NO NOT WHEN SHE'S GOT THE UPPER HAND FOR ONCE]

No really, it makes sense. You're all pissy and irritable later on and no where near a Pelican. Hey, you think you get a cubical? I bet they'd let you put up some motivational posters, you know, like the one with the jet that says 'you can do anything' or some shit like that?

[479er]

South, I suggest you kindly shut the fuck up before I shut you up.

Even if I believed you, which I dont, its not like Im going back.
[Except Carolina went back, and she didnt show any signs of wanting to leave either...]

[i_got_this]

Go ahead and try.

Just wait for the season to end. I'm sure there will be plenty of opportunities for your mun to push you along the timeline. [Bitter South is Bitter]

[479er]

Don't tempt me.
[South, that isn't sarcasm.]

Knowing my Mun, she might find a way to update before the season's over, but I doubt she'll update me too far if you're right. Which you're not. =

Speaking of muns telling us things, by the way- how's North?
[This may turn ugly quickly.]

[i_got_this]

[Sarcasm or not, South is poking it like it's a sport.] What's the problem, Pilot, Chicken?

[But at 479er's comment South immediately goes glacial cold.]

Just. Shut. Your. Mouth.

[479er]

[479er is pissed off enough not give any shits right now.]
What the matter, South?
You can dish it but you can't take it?

[i_got_this]

[South jabs a finger at her, angrily.]

SHUT UP. This is totally different. Your shit is still speculation. This actually happened to me. [And her mun could, through a Loss or canonbump, nudge her there at any time.]

[Also, there is the more immediate issue of telling her in game.]

[479er]

Next time don't go around bringing up the future, then.

[Yeah, 479er thinks South deserves whats coming to her really.]

[i_got_this]

Screw you.

[So does the vast majority of anyone with a brain.]