Oh god what is even happening

[itellyouwhat]

Hello, yes?
Mun, what kind of a got dang name is that?
Look, it's already taking everything I have not to call you insane but could you please explain what is going on here and when I can go back to work? If I'm not there Mr. Strickland will probably take another $200 dollars to jug store cowboys again.

Are you listening to me?

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[therosensaint]

No thank you. I usually eat whatever I have in front of me. I don't ask how it's cooked.

[itellyouwhat]

Now see, that's the wrong attitude. Wouldn't you rather have food prepared with clean burning propane? Don't you want to taste the meat and not the heat?

[therosensaint]

[-_-] I can still taste the food. I hardly think about it that way.

[itellyouwhat]

Well I tell you what, I'll give you a hamburger grilled with clean burning propane and you tell me it's not the best got dang hamburger you've ever eaten.

[therosensaint]

Thanks but no thanks. I can only eat certain foods. Not a diet or anything, but my body doesn't fair well with other foods, sir.

[itellyouwhat]

You mean you can't eat a hamburger?
Thats terrible.

[therosensaint]

[Shrugs] Yeah. I think. I just don't know why my body hates me.