Oh god what is even happening

[itellyouwhat]

Hello, yes?
Mun, what kind of a got dang name is that?
Look, it's already taking everything I have not to call you insane but could you please explain what is going on here and when I can go back to work? If I'm not there Mr. Strickland will probably take another $200 dollars to jug store cowboys again.

Are you listening to me?

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OMG!

[therosensaint]

They do whatever they please, sir.

[itellyouwhat]

Whatever they please, that can't be right.

[therosensaint]

They do. Muns have power and we have no choice but to obey.

[itellyouwhat]

Not that just ain't right. There are only two things that have power over me and that's the Lord and sweet lady Propane.

[therosensaint]

Not anymore. Propane huh?

[itellyouwhat]

That's asinine. You're not a charcoal user are you because I have 16 reasons Propane is better.

[therosensaint]

I didn't say that I was. I just said propane.

[itellyouwhat]

Well good, I can still give you the reasons anyway though, if you like.

[therosensaint]

No thank you. I usually eat whatever I have in front of me. I don't ask how it's cooked.

[itellyouwhat]

Now see, that's the wrong attitude. Wouldn't you rather have food prepared with clean burning propane? Don't you want to taste the meat and not the heat?

[therosensaint]

[-_-] I can still taste the food. I hardly think about it that way.

[itellyouwhat]

Well I tell you what, I'll give you a hamburger grilled with clean burning propane and you tell me it's not the best got dang hamburger you've ever eaten.

[therosensaint]

Thanks but no thanks. I can only eat certain foods. Not a diet or anything, but my body doesn't fair well with other foods, sir.

[itellyouwhat]

You mean you can't eat a hamburger?
Thats terrible.

[therosensaint]

[Shrugs] Yeah. I think. I just don't know why my body hates me.

[dembonyhips]

...Huh. My mun started laughing and says yours 'wins'.

[itellyouwhat]

No, she does not win. She does not win anything for this. This kind of behavior does not deserve a reward.

[dembonyhips]

. . .

[Oh. He's one of those. Stick up the ass and everything.]

I dunno, I'd say she does because I'm starting to see why my mun's finding this absolutely hilarious.

[LET'S SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES MR. HILL TO NOTICE HE'S TALKING TO A DEAD GAL.]

[itellyouwhat]

[you have no idea lady]

Nothing about this situation is funny.

[probably forever because even if you told him he wouldn't believe you]

[dembonyhips]

[Needless to say, Fortyskey likes those sorts. Why? They're the most amusing when they freak out. ... What? Girl's got to get her fun somewhere.]

I dunno, I seem to think it is. Especially since you've got no idea what you're gonna see next.

[Or. Y'know. What he's talking to now. What with the pale skin. Glowing yellow eyes behind the spectacles. HORRIBLE CLAWED HANDS.]

[virginwarrior]

I do not believe your mundane with pay you any heed at this point.

[nebbia_chrome]

You're wasting you're breath. Muns do not take your opinions into consideration. You're like a puppet of sort. They'll play with you as they please.