So very homeless

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Heh..heh...interesting username, mun, but I don't think you can really handle me.

Tch. Women. What am I going to do with you?

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[heartboobs]

I don't kno-ow, but someone's gotta figure it out, hey?

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

...Perhaps I should try to interrogate my mun regarding what she wants to do with me.

[heartboobs]

With the lights off? And the scary stuff? Bao, you can't do that to your Ms. MunMun! Only demons!

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Considering the mun, I'm pretty certain she can take it...for a while anyway. Don't you worry you're little heart out, I won't be as bad...much.

[heartboobs]

...What exactly is the big problem, again?

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Figuring out what to do with me exactly. She doesn't seem to be certain of anything.

[doudemoe]

Not much luck with girls?

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Tch. Like you wouldn't believe...water under the bridge now anyway. What the hell's a kid asking that kind of question anyway?

[doudemoe]

[1. "Call it kid's curiosity."
2. "None of your business, old man."
>3. "My mun made me do it."]

My mun likes to throw me at random people.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

[Grin.]

At least they ain't doing that physically. That might hurt more.

[pastrycop]

I agree with you being quite a handful, in being in line with the laws that is.

But perhaps letting your mun give a try won't hurt.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

And coming from you, I couldn't give a damn. What ya gonna do Katsuya, arrest me for crimes against my mun?

[pastrycop]

As if you could do any actual damage to your mun. There must be a reason why she decided to place you in her head space, after all.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

You want to take a bet? Considering she's not sure where to put me, it's more of question that her head is stuck in space and not vice versa. What about you? Enjoying those four walls?

[pastrycop]

[Baofu, why do you have to be like that geez. Katsuya gives a frown as he shifts is glasses.]

For your information, if you are talking about being in the game our muns are familiar with, I am not placed in the tower yet My mun is a slow worker, and hasn't finished the application.

...But I suppose it's something that would be necessary to get used to.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

No you idiot I meant your mun's headspace. You'd think a cop would catch on to what I'm saying faster.

..what are you gonna do, bake 'em all a cake?

[facesmashing]

What you usually do with women.

[Be an asshole to them, durhur.]

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

So the same as what you do with every men, then.

[Put their faces on your boxing bag]

[facesmashing]

Woah, that's pretty violent.

[Wait.]

I'm not as bad as you with the opposite sex, thanks.

[WOW, THAT'S SO NOT ACCURATE.]

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Really? I never would have guessed. Is this some perpitual myth much like your fortune readings?

[And then he put on a second pair of sunglasses because that's how he rolls.]

[facesmashing]

It's not a myth. And not all horoscope readings are myths either.

[HUFF.]

I never have a problem getting a date, that's proof enough.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

[Oh huff all you like, he's just gonna grin some more.]

But staying with them long enough...oh that's another thing entirely, isn't it?

[OH DID THEY. ORDER. ALCOHOL? Because there is a lot on the table now.]

[vvvroom]

[Pokes head in.

Sees all the comments.

...Opens mouth.

Pauses.

...Closes...mouth and almost turns right back around.]

[itswhoopasstime]

I'm sure Ulala could give her a few lessons on that~

[steerszeshoopuf]

I'm shure that if she relaxes, she would find it quite posibibile