So very homeless

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Heh..heh...interesting username, mun, but I don't think you can really handle me.

Tch. Women. What am I going to do with you?

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[heartboobs]

I don't kno-ow, but someone's gotta figure it out, hey?

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

...Perhaps I should try to interrogate my mun regarding what she wants to do with me.

[heartboobs]

With the lights off? And the scary stuff? Bao, you can't do that to your Ms. MunMun! Only demons!

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Considering the mun, I'm pretty certain she can take it...for a while anyway. Don't you worry you're little heart out, I won't be as bad...much.

[heartboobs]

...What exactly is the big problem, again?

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Figuring out what to do with me exactly. She doesn't seem to be certain of anything.

[heartboobs]

And you have such a big issue with not knowing what you're gonna do next because...?

[She smiles knowingly. She's referring to many layers here, Baofu, some of which may or may not have to do with "stuff you'd rather not talk about". Tread carefully.]

[doudemoe]

Not much luck with girls?

[pastrycop]

I agree with you being quite a handful, in being in line with the laws that is.

But perhaps letting your mun give a try won't hurt.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Cause I need to check out the place first. Install a few wiretaps, run a background check with my connections...you know. All that stuff the cop would try to stop me from doing if he knew I was.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

Tch. Like you wouldn't believe...water under the bridge now anyway. What the hell's a kid asking that kind of question anyway?

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

And coming from you, I couldn't give a damn. What ya gonna do Katsuya, arrest me for crimes against my mun?

[pastrycop]

As if you could do any actual damage to your mun. There must be a reason why she decided to place you in her head space, after all.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

You want to take a bet? Considering she's not sure where to put me, it's more of question that her head is stuck in space and not vice versa. What about you? Enjoying those four walls?

[pastrycop]

[Baofu, why do you have to be like that geez. Katsuya gives a frown as he shifts is glasses.]

For your information, if you are talking about being in the game our muns are familiar with, I am not placed in the tower yet My mun is a slow worker, and hasn't finished the application.

...But I suppose it's something that would be necessary to get used to.

doesn't exist, carry on.

[pastrycop]

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

No you idiot I meant your mun's headspace. You'd think a cop would catch on to what I'm saying faster.

..what are you gonna do, bake 'em all a cake?

[pastrycop]

[NITPICK Not everyone's a genius like you ok. Mostly because mun's a derp]

...I would say the same thing as for my mun's headspace, as well.

Yes. ...Perhaps.

it does now.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

HEY. HEY WHO LET PARTYPOOPER INSIDE HE'S STINKING UP THE ENTIRE PLACE.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

[Of course not everyone can be like him.]

Well, you enjoy that. Me? I'm gonna find a way outta here, one way or another. If I gotta give her an interrogation, then that's that. It's not like you'd understand how to do a real one, after all.

welp

[pastrycop]

HEY I SMELL NICE, WITH FLOUR AND BAKED SWEETS. HOW ABOUT YOU, YOU PERSON WHO PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN TAKE A SHOWER FOR THREE DAYS.

6 year olds the series

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

FIRST OF ALL I SHOWER EVERY TWO DAYS, SECOND OF ALL, FUCK YOU.

[pastrycop]

[Katsuya likes himself as he is, okay. He'd rather rot in hell than be some violent law-breaker.]

Your way of interrogation goes against ethical issues. Physical harm can end with you behind the bars instead.

this is what they actually argue about offscreen

[pastrycop]

NOT SHOWERING EVEN A DAY CAN MAKE YOU STINK, OKAY.

[iwearmysunglassesatnight]

[Wow it's like I can hear your conversation in this box and I don't really care what you're saying. Who would have thought that?]

That just brings us back to the first problem. You gonna try to arrest me for attempted intimidation? Breaking the fourth wall? Not taking my shower today? There's so many reasons you could, you know. But its funny...I don't hear any cop cars coming to get me right now.