Wolvie's none too pleased

[snikting]

Look, bub, let's get things straight here. First off, you won't find me calling you anything like 'mun' or whatever it was you had in mind for our relationship here. Secondly, I'm not so sure I like this idea of you swapping me and the elf. Not that the kid doesn't deserve a break, but getting caught up in a place I can't escape's never been too healthy. And by that, I mean for other people.

Besides. We both know I've never been exactly your favorite X-Man. So why don't you just quit while you're still ahead?

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[touchofrogue]

Logan!

[Wait, hold up--]

...swapping you with Kurt?

[snikting]

Hey, kid. [Nope. No smile. Just a nod and an eyebrow raises in a way that says, 'you look older than I remember'.]

Seems my visit won't be all full of sunshine. Blue boy gets a break while I take his spot.

[touchofrogue]

...oh.

[She doesn't exactly no what to do with that.

Give her a minute while she crawls into her shell.

You're totally cool with letting her do that, right?]

[whydidisaverick]

...

Well. I can't lie and say I was ever expecting to actually see you again. I suppose you managed to nab yourself a mun like the rest of us huh?

[snikting]

I'd be lying if I said I recognized you, bub. But seeing as I'm here, you've already got your answer.

[whydidisaverick]

Oh. You're probably from their world then....

[That disappoints him a bit.]

...is your mun really going to send you here though? [Oh god. Hulks reaction to seeing Logan. This won't be good.]

[spiritblocked]

So, uh... how are you supposed to say that username?

[snikting]

That? It goes something like this. [Out come the claws. SNKIT.]

[spiritblocked]

[WHOA. Her eyes go wide, but she doesn't stumble back or anything.]

Hey, that's cool! What are you, a metal bender?

[wallcrawler]

Because muns are stubborn.

Kinda like cats, except instead of carving up the living room furniture, they kidnap you and send you places.

[snikting]

[Careful, Spider-Bub. Carving up living room furniture is Wolvie's job.]

I've noticed. Only unlike cats, there's not a whole lot you can do about it.

[wallcrawler]

[Well if somebody could domesticate him already it wouldn't be such a problem, gosh :|]

Nope. Best bet's just to complain a lot. It won't accomplish anything, but it'll make ya feel better. Maybe even personable!

[kineticcajun]

Y'know reasonin' never works wit' these people, non?

[snikting]

Well aware. I heard you'd be there. But I figured you'd be smart enough to keep a low profile. [In other words, out of his sight.]

[kineticcajun]

Easy now. I been behavin' myself.

'Sides, keepin' a low profile in a town this size ain't easy. [Not that he couldn't do it if he wanted to, but still.]

[nonononono]

OH MY GOD!

[snikting]

[Keywords.]

[wild_child]

Well, yer my favorite X-Man, Pops.

[snikting]

Always happy to have a fan. [Except not really. Happy. Ever. He's going to assume that 'pops' is on account of him being old.]

[phasingthrough]

Mr. Logan! [Aw! So excited... wait.] What do you mean swapping? [Okay, she knows what he means, but she kinda doesn't want to believe it.]

[snikting]

Sorry, kid. Elf's on his way home.

[eyecondition]

You'll take care of them, right? [FOREVER BEATING HIMSELF UP for being the worst leader ever.]

[snikting]

Looks like I'll have to. [Wolverine would bash you, but he doesn't take orders from you or want your girlfriend. So he's still okay with Scott. for now.]

[foundthebanshee]

I'm afraid getting down and asking rarely does any good. It's a terrible shame that force won't work with this lot, either.

[snikting]

If it did, this place would be a graveyard.