Wolvie's none too pleased

[snikting]

Look, bub, let's get things straight here. First off, you won't find me calling you anything like 'mun' or whatever it was you had in mind for our relationship here. Secondly, I'm not so sure I like this idea of you swapping me and the elf. Not that the kid doesn't deserve a break, but getting caught up in a place I can't escape's never been too healthy. And by that, I mean for other people.

Besides. We both know I've never been exactly your favorite X-Man. So why don't you just quit while you're still ahead?

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[touchofrogue]

Logan!

[Wait, hold up--]

...swapping you with Kurt?

[whydidisaverick]

...

Well. I can't lie and say I was ever expecting to actually see you again. I suppose you managed to nab yourself a mun like the rest of us huh?

[snikting]

Hey, kid. [Nope. No smile. Just a nod and an eyebrow raises in a way that says, 'you look older than I remember'.]

Seems my visit won't be all full of sunshine. Blue boy gets a break while I take his spot.

[snikting]

I'd be lying if I said I recognized you, bub. But seeing as I'm here, you've already got your answer.

[spiritblocked]

So, uh... how are you supposed to say that username?

[snikting]

That? It goes something like this. [Out come the claws. SNKIT.]

[touchofrogue]

...oh.

[She doesn't exactly no what to do with that.

Give her a minute while she crawls into her shell.

You're totally cool with letting her do that, right?]

[spiritblocked]

[WHOA. Her eyes go wide, but she doesn't stumble back or anything.]

Hey, that's cool! What are you, a metal bender?

[snikting]

[Yeah. He didn't expect her to take that too well. He crosses his arms, tilting his head a little.]

Sorry, stripes. Not exactly the best way to find out something like that. If I had it my way, I'd be taking both your spots.

[snikting]

No. That's more Magneto's gig. [The claws slide back in, with the same sound (or maybe it's more like tkins instead.]

[spiritblocked]

Then what was that?

[wallcrawler]

Because muns are stubborn.

Kinda like cats, except instead of carving up the living room furniture, they kidnap you and send you places.

[snikting]

Decoration.

[touchofrogue]

...nah, it's okay. You'd hate this place anyway.

[Her white wings droop.]

You should see if ya can talk him into keepin' ya both home.

[snikting]

[Careful, Spider-Bub. Carving up living room furniture is Wolvie's job.]

I've noticed. Only unlike cats, there's not a whole lot you can do about it.

[spiritblocked]

Oh yeah, decoration that shoots from your hand?

[snikting]

Not happening. I'm not too fond of the idea of wings, but there's no chance I'll be leaving you and Kitty on your own.

[kineticcajun]

Y'know reasonin' never works wit' these people, non?

[snikting]

It's a real hit at parties.

[wallcrawler]

[Well if somebody could domesticate him already it wouldn't be such a problem, gosh :|]

Nope. Best bet's just to complain a lot. It won't accomplish anything, but it'll make ya feel better. Maybe even personable!

[snikting]

Well aware. I heard you'd be there. But I figured you'd be smart enough to keep a low profile. [In other words, out of his sight.]

[spiritblocked]

Must be some parties.

[snikting]

[This is about as domesticated as Logan gets. Look at him, he's not even growling.]

Being personable's never been a priority.

[snikting]

That's what I'm told.

[wallcrawler]

Coulda fooled me. So far you've been like one great big Canadian teddy-bear.

[Spider-Man used Sarcasm! It's not very effective...]