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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Ugh, The Great and Powerful Trixie missed everything! Where was her spot there!? She could have dazzled everypony there instead of those changelings hogging her spotlight!

Trixie demands a do over so that she may be there to perform!

Comments

[magicalrealist]

Sorry, Trixie; your spot was probably taken by the fake Cadence. The real one had a spot all on her own.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Fake Cadence? ...Feather! If Trixie had been there, and if my mundane would tell me more about what happened in this wedding, Trixie would know about that! She demands you to tell her what this fake Cadence is all about!

[magicalrealist]

Have you or your mun ever seen The Little Mermaid?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

...Trixie wonders if you mean "The Little Seapony".

But Trixie's mundane has apparently seen the mermaid version, however that one goes.

[magicalrealist]

Either one would work.

It was essentially the same thing: an imposter posing as Cadence, making sure the real one didn't interfere, an invasion of changelings and the groom snapping out of the spell he was enchanted with long enough to take action and successfully drive them all away.

And the actual wedding was beautiful.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie-

...That actually sounds like a good story. ...And apparently, my mundane enjoyed the two episodes, so Trixie may use it. With some modifications to make it more dazzling.

[magicalrealist]

It was a great story; my mun loved it, at least.

And no, you can't throw in any Ursa Majors or Manticores into the story. Fireworks are okay, though.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie wasn't intending to throw in Ursa Majors or Manticores into that story. There only needs to be a slight change in the protagonist.

[magicalrealist]

Can you do me a favor and let my brother have this victory? It was his marriage to Princess Cadence, after all.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie remains silent, thinking about this. The look on her face is conflicted. If she said she beat the changelings, she could get the fame she wants. But then she could be insulting royalty. WAT DO]

[magicalrealist]

(Giving it some thought.)

There's still some of the royal wedding cake left over...and the inevitable after party could use some entertainment.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie perks up.]

...Trixie will be there as soon as possible! SHe demands you to save a slice of cake for her!

[magicalrealist]

Don't worry; the entertainment is always guaranteed a slice of the cake.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Of course. Once again, Trixie proved to everypony that she's too awe-inspiring to be rejected. She'll promise to have all there be as entertained as possible.

[magicalrealist]

I hope you do your best, in that case; the royal families will be there: Princes Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, Prince Shining Armor and Dutchess Twilight Sparkle, but you're above stage fright, right?

(Giggle giggle.)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

And every single one of those ponies will be silently judging The Great and Powerful Trixie! If she messes up even a tiny bit, the tiniest slightest bit, Trixie will spend an eternity on the moon!

[She squees a little bit.]

Isn't it exciting!?

[magicalrealist]

It'll be the performance of your life! And it you succeed, you'll get some very delicious cake as your reward.

(No Twilight no! Stop sounding like GLaDOS!)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Is it ever any doubt that Trixie will get that cake?

[magicalrealist]

Not if you give it your all! I'm sure the audience will be more than entertained by your performance.

(It took a lot of effort to resist saying amused instead of entertained.)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie points an accusing hoof at The Sparkled one.]

Trixie will give it her all, don't you dare doubt that!

[magicalrealist]

Don't worry; I won't.

(Deja vu hits Twilight really hard here...)

[dashingrainbow]

It's because no pony likes you.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie didn't know it was opposite day, Spin Cycle. She has millions of fans that are always eager to see Trixie's dazzling magic and hear her enticing stories.

[dashingrainbow]

You make up lame nick names.

I don't think the voices in your head count as fans, Trixie.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie is the best at coming up with nicknames!

Trixie wasn't talking about the voices in her head/ She doesn't even have any. She was talking about the millions and millions of ponies all across Equestria that don't rudely interrupt her shows in order to heckle her.

[dashingrainbow]

Riiiiiiight.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

You don't believe The Great and Powerful Trixie? Since when have you traveled all across Equestria? Trixie bets she's made more fans in a month than you have in your entire life.

[dashingrainbow]

Right, and WHO was invited to do the show at the royal wedding again?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie was invited before that foal changeling ruined everything for her.

[dashingrainbow]

He was just being nice.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

and that changeling wasn't.

[dashingrainbow]

[YAWNS]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...That's it. Summoning a storm cloud behind Spin Cycle and having lightning strike her flank.]