What the hell am I doing here?

[stark_naked]

No, I'm serious. This is a legit question.
Why the hell am I here? I mean, yeah, I'm real thrilled you decided to dig me back up, but c'mon now. You're a little late to board the bandwagon here sweetheart. We split like two years ago?
Which was a brutal breakup. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I lost much sleep over it or anything, but damn.

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[stark_naked]

CKmon, you gotta admit...it's kinda catchy.

[doyoufondue]

Tony, hold that laugh in.

You're right though. It is catchy.

[stark_naked]

[He's trying, okay? Give him a litle credit at least.]

Look, I may have to take your orders out in the field, but during off duty time.. I think I'm entitled to laugh. [Tony just cracks a smile at that.]

[doyoufondue]

[ Okay. He'll let you off the hook. ]

Alright, alright.

[stark_naked]

Phffft~

[At leat he isn't falling over and laughing. Tony knows how to keep himself fairly composed.]

I'll admit though, those girls were pretty hot. I mean, like..smokin' hot, even for old timey chicks.

[doyoufondue]

[ The composure is appreciated. Steve's trying not to look embarrassed. ]

Oh. Yes. They were very lovely ladies.

[stark_naked]

[You're not trying very hard there Steve.]

Lovely doesn't quite cut it. That's like.. I don't even know, flowers are lovely. Ladies are hot.

[doyoufondue]

[ What if he turns his head and looks elsewhere so you can't see embarrassed face? Is this trying harder? ]

Ladies are stunning.

[stark_naked]

[Better, but it's not helping. It's kinda cute when you get all bashful like that.]

Alright, I can let you slide with that one I guess.
I'm going to have to seriously break you in and update that vocabulary of yours. You're over due for a tune-up.

[doyoufondue]

There's nothing wrong with my vocabulary.

[stark_naked]

Well, no...except that it's in desperate need for an update.

It's like..trying to run a program on a system that still uses Windows95 or something.

[doyoufondue]

Windows? What's-- ...Never mind. Computer thing, right?

Maybe it's a little out-dated.

[stark_naked]

...Seriously, I wonder just how it is that people ever managed to live without the advancements of technology.

[doyoufondue]

Perfectly fine and dandy.

[stark_naked]

Dandy.

See, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

[doyoufondue]

What? That's not fair. Dandy is a fine word.

[stark_naked]

Fine for the fifties, yeah.

Look, I'm not picking on you or anything. [Maybe just a little bit, but it's just too easy.] I'm just trying to help you out, that's all. To make it easier for you to fit in better.

[doyoufondue]

It died out in the fifties?

[ sigh ] Alright. You're helping then. Give me some words.