dear_mun | Moving is HARD though D8

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Moving is HARD though D8

With how much hand-wringing you're doing over this move, I'm surprised you even still have hands at all.

Please, try to relax. I am sure that everything will be perfectly fine. Perhaps you ought to go and busy yourself with something else for a time? I do not mind waiting for you to return.

I have things I must attend to myself, after all. You do not have to entertain me... Save your game hunt for another day.

It is not necessary that my schedule be full all the time.

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It still means someone cares, does it not?

She claims to have enjoyed my personality, though she does admit to having a great deal of attraction for you as well, Starscream.

I would not call having a difference in opinions a sign of weakness, in any case. I think she would have just as much fun with either of us.

[... fun is a nice word for it, skyfire]

Of course she would be attracted to me. I am the greatest Decepticon of all time!]

[Imagine that in sparkly text.]

[And yes that's the only thing he actually heard.]

And when I finally have my moment -- when I am leader of the Decepticons, you will all feel the earth of Starscream.

[Blah blah blah. If I were leader ...]

You're certainly something, Starscream.

[He can almost see the sparkles]

Do you really believe it would be so much better that way, Starscream? Is everything that you've already done so far truly worth it?

[I don't know about you but he doesn't think getting smacked around by Megatron is worth it, Screamer. Don't mind him he's... still kind of missing you.]

Of course it is. I am not weak. I am a warrior. I accomplish great things!

[haha no.]

You could have been apart of something great, Skyfire. But no you turned your back on us for those pathetic fools.

[It's okay Starscream, he still thinks you can accomplish great things! ... As a scientist.]

I feel I have become something great. And I enjoy what I do. I do not have any regrets about my choice, Starscream, no matter what you say.

[Which may or may not be kind of a lie because being shot hurts and he misses your screechy face but still.]

[Who needs science anyway?!]

Then you will parish along with the rest.

[Well it's okay, we both know Starscream has issues. He did shoot you even though he was all OMG WE HAVE TO UNTHAW HIM before.]

[Skyfire needs science ;; Why don't you need science anymore Starscream? Science needs you!]

... Is that truly what you wish to see, Starscream? Would you be happier if I were dead?

[And then you didn't kill him in Peru when he was down for the count so we don't know what is going on with you, Starscream]

[Because his leader builds giant purple griffins.]

Only if I am the one to destroy you.

[I don't think anyone will ever know what's going on with him.]

[Oh well sign me up man]

You've had two chances so far and you have not taken them yet.

[It'll take a room full of shrinks and three hundred years to come to a consensus]

[You'd get a free Kremzeek too.]

I will end your existence on my terms. Not before.

[Yes, but I don't even think therapy could help him.]

And what are your terms for my death, Starscream?

Something horrible.

Terrible.

Horrendous.

You will see someday.

[Because he has no idea what he would do. lol stalling.]

I have been laid out before you and met you fairly in the field. I have stood beside you and in front.

If none of these meet the criteria for my appropriate execution, than what would?

[No he is not letting this go]

When I decide it's the right time. Only then.

[Why you do this, Skyfire]

And when would that be? I should like to be prepared for when I am set to die.

[Because he does not believe you, Starscream]

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Moving is HARD though D8

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I just realized my phone changed wrath to Earth. ahhhh autocorrect

It's okay I knew what you meant! 8D

good :D also hopefully I will not forget to switch accounts when I reply one of these times

At this point if I were you I would have already messed up sdkfhj

be glad I didn't tag you with all of my Starscreams

ksdfhsdf I'm not worthy enough for all the Starscreams D8

I just won't tortue you that much

Starscream is never torture ever

of course not

He is a beautiful butterfly

an evil butterfly?

A beautiful evil glittery butterfly