dear_mun | Oops, look who reared her ugly head.

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canon: norse mythology

Oops, look who reared her ugly head.

You know who you should pay attention to more? Me.

It's alright if you don't. I'm used to sitting there all alone. With no one to talk to. For long, long periods of time.

...I just miss my brothers, okay?

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Good gods, this is not my day. You're not a monster, Jorgy, you're just a bit different. It's just that your 'bit different' is being a giant snake. And anyway, your sister's half dead, I'm not entirely sure how that removes her from the "monster" category.

[She's just going to fling an apple at you. Because, hey, it's Gang Up On Loki Day!]

[Man FUCK HIS LIFE.]

It's true!

All your children are beautiful. [Hands on hips in a way that says 'You Are So Fucked'.] This is why you are not honored upon the day of fathers.

Really, and here I thought it was because I was just a horrible parent.

That is obvious.

Wait, no, you're supposed to stroke my ego by saying things like 'oh Loki, it's not your fault that half your kids are monsters' or 'no, no, you're a wonderful parent'. You're not supposed to agree with me.

Oh, Loki. [She takes his head into her hands.] Sigyn of the Vanir does not coddle a naughty boy. She is stern and reprimanding, to be sure the little one knows to not act so careless later in the future. Coddling does not teach you, my darling Liesmith.

It may not teach me, but that doesn't change the fact that I like it. Let's go back to the coddling.

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Very.. different. Hel.. is more like. Like.. you. R-Right?

If you get rid of the corpsy bits, then yes. She is more like me.

She could.. have lived.. with you.

[ jor's only real sore spot is baby sister. and fenrir. but mostly hel, because as far as he's concerned, she's perfect. >: ]

In Asgard? [Yep, that gets a laugh.] It's a miracle they let me in, what makes you think they'd let Hel into the shining city? She's different.

Then.. you should visit. Sh-- [ a pause, blinking slowly, head tilting. ] Shouldn't you?

[lol NO.]

Why would I?

She is your daughter. And.. Fenrir and I.. cannot.

I've got much better things to do than hang out with a bunch of dead people. They're always too stiff and never the life of the party.

Oh, thanks for that.

I'm just saying what's already true, kiddo.

So you think I should be swept aside, too?

[It's not your fault, Loki, your daughter's just got some serious body-image issues.

Well, it is your fault, but not for all of it.]

I never said that. I just said that the Aesir wouldn't take kindly to your...unconventional appearance.

But you do think I'm a monster, too.

Again, I never said that. There's a difference between 'monster' and 'unconventional'. Besides you're only like...half monster.

Because that's so much better.

[Sometimes she hates how much she loves you, Loki.]

Would it kill you to offer some fatherly sympathy once in a while? Sort of like "No darling, you're not a monster. You're beautiful just the way you are,"? It's not that hard for you to lie, at least.

[Said as deadpan as possible.] No darling, you're not a monster, you're beautiful just the way you are.

[And then a pause.]

In all seriousness, you're not a monster. You're unique. And being unique is something people should aspire to.

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