Oops, look who reared her ugly head.

[demi_mort]

You know who you should pay attention to more? Me.

It's alright if you don't. I'm used to sitting there all alone. With no one to talk to. For long, long periods of time.

...I just miss my brothers, okay?

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[skytraveler]

[Man FUCK HIS LIFE.]

It's true!

[fotlenke]

All your children are beautiful. [Hands on hips in a way that says 'You Are So Fucked'.] This is why you are not honored upon the day of fathers.

[skytraveler]

Really, and here I thought it was because I was just a horrible parent.

[fotlenke]

That is obvious.

[skytraveler]

Wait, no, you're supposed to stroke my ego by saying things like 'oh Loki, it's not your fault that half your kids are monsters' or 'no, no, you're a wonderful parent'. You're not supposed to agree with me.

[fotlenke]

Oh, Loki. [She takes his head into her hands.] Sigyn of the Vanir does not coddle a naughty boy. She is stern and reprimanding, to be sure the little one knows to not act so careless later in the future. Coddling does not teach you, my darling Liesmith.

[skytraveler]

It may not teach me, but that doesn't change the fact that I like it. Let's go back to the coddling.

[fotlenke]

[She makes a 'tut tut' sound.]

Oh, but if I coddle you, then I cannot give you myself. You being my future beloved or no.

[skytraveler]

I'm sure you can do both-it can't be that hard.

[fotlenke]

No, my dearest Liesmith. That is not how Sigyn loves.