Voice Test - And maybe muse's reactions to his username

[firedoucher]

 Bet you think you're funny with that name, don't ya? What, did Heatwave help you come up with that one?!

In case you haven't noticed, I have a JOB to do, and I'd like to get back to it, you know? We all can't just sit around all day drinking smoothies and whatnot. And bringin me into that head of yours when you know someone with crankybot?

Thanks. As if my life could get any better.

Comments

[rolltotherescue]

[Sigh. Well, it's not attacking and it's not advancing. So far it's not a hostile. Your planet is weird, Kade.]

MY imaginary friend? You found it first.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...I think I prefer it when people are all "Aaargh, help it's a dragon save meee!" to being called imaginary.

I mean I'm pretty much as real as you guys are.

[PING! IDEA!]

You're fire guys right? Okay if I was imaginary could I do this?

[Whoops, now that bush over there is on fire.]

[firedoucher]

[WHOA.

What is your PROBLEM dragon FIRES AREN'T SAFE FFFFF]

HEATWAVE!!

[He'd help out but you're kinda sentient. So he points to the bush instead.]

[rolltotherescue]

[Oh. It spits fire. Lovely.
Yes, Kade, he SEES it, he was on it before you decided to go pointin' out the obvious again. Case in point, it's being put out almost before you're done screaming. There. Fire gone.]

Still think it's a friend?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

That settles it! Real fire, Real dragon. Told you so!

Can we please stop with the assumption that I'm imaginary now? 'Cause I pretty much like being real.

[A real pain in the butt to whoever gets stuck with her for long enough, more-like.]

[firedoucher]

[Thank you Heatwave. He appreciates it, at least on the inside.]

Fine. You're a real, crazy, fire-starting dragon.

[rolltotherescue]

[What're partners for if not for saving your sorry aft every other day?

Heatwave doesn't take his attention off the dragon. Just in case it DOES decide to randomly make a move.]

Okay bedtime nowz, This has been beautiful.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Not making any sudden moves, she's just going to park her butt down on the ground, yawn and roll her eyes at the over-reacting human jerk and his pet robot.]

Hey, can you get your friend here to quit looking at me like that...? It's getting weird.

[firedoucher]

[Being the smallest, Kade backs up next to Heatwave just in case she decides to flop over or something.]

Sorry, that's the face he comes with. Sadly.

[rolltotherescue]

[oh yeah? YOUR face]

Rrg- Ignore him. He's just jealous.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Okay, she can't help but chuckle at that. It was pretty funny.]

So we're all pals now right?