lookatmyguns: (Let's consider it)
Ironhide ([personal profile] lookatmyguns) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-04-19 08:43 pm

Reserved

So you went ahead and reserved me eh? Not only that, but you've convinced Bumblebee, Lennox, and Optimus Prime to reserve as well. Don't you think we have enough to do without this stupidity?

[He gets to occasionally blow stuff up though, right? Right?]

You haven't even started the application yet. What, are you going to wait until a week before it has to be in to start... you are aren't you?

[Better hurry your ass up Mun, because there's no way that he's going to let Lennox go off to some place without backup. Especially since the poor human seems to be sick and suffering delusions.]

All this feels completely pointless.
namesnotprowl: (My How Droll)

[personal profile] namesnotprowl 2012-04-20 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
My. Three Autobots and their pet show up and immediately are out from under my plating.

Sounds like Christmas came early this year~
nonononono: (Ha-ha you're hiding little Decepticons.)

threadjack because i couldn't resist

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
I thought I was the pet!
nonononono: (You should keep that to yourself.)

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should rev your cannons a bit, put the fear of God in her.
nonononono: (My quip was good.)

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Have you given your best Clint Eastwood impressions yet? Because you really haven't exhausted all options til you've gone there.

[Sup Ironhide.]
namesnotprowl: (Squash a Human)

oh hey there :3

[personal profile] namesnotprowl 2012-04-20 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Bumblebee's, yes. Ironhide got his very own.

[That likes to shoot Barricade so he automatically hates the guy 88D]

Don't worry, though. You're still my favorite monkey.
namesnotprowl: (Smirkity)

[personal profile] namesnotprowl 2012-04-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ironhide, darling. You've been watching too many action movies, haven't you?

[Bro he is the least intimidated.]
nonononono: (You should keep that to yourself.)

howdy howdy howdy

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gosh, I don't know how I could have gone on living without the flattery of being your favorite monkey. Really, just...right into my heart, man, [he makes a choking gesture, hitting his chest lightly] the warm fuzzies and everything!
namesnotprowl: (Griiiiiiiin)

long time no threaten, eh?

[personal profile] namesnotprowl 2012-04-20 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know. [He wags one chromed claw lightly at Sam.] You're the luckiest one, you know, since you're my favorite. No body else gets to pick if they go first or last on my list, after all.

It's a very special privilege that you've earned.
nonononono: (You dun fucked up.)

Far too long! How've you been?

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[After dealing with Knockout's surgical finger equivalents, it's not as bad as it could be, the evil cop car shaking his giant, shiny talon. There's no scalpel about to pop out of there, after all.]

Yeah? Do I get a special badge or something to go along with it?
namesnotprowl: (My How Droll)

Pretty good, pretty good! How about you?

[personal profile] namesnotprowl 2012-04-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope. There are huge tire flails instead, though. Not that he's going to deploy them right now; no Bumblebee means that hunting and harming Sam would (currently) be useless to him.]

Well, scrap. I knew I was forgetting something. F'r now you'll just have to stick with the knowledge that you alone partially control your fate, dearest.
sweet_riiiiims: (Bitches don't know about my unf)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-04-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Seems your mundane is bringing Cybertonians everywhere.
nonononono: (Ha-ha you're hiding little Decepticons.)

I am well, scheduled to see TF:Prime S1 for the first time soon!

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[And kind of not fun, right? It's not like he can do much on his own.

He's not Lennox, after all.
]

Partially? What, is that your way of telling me you're the only one who will kill me or something?
nonononono: KILL BILL THEME. GET IT? (OH GOD IS THAT THE BRIDEBOT)

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY]

How can you not? The Man With No Name! Get off my lawn! He's a legend!
namesnotprowl: (Out of the Fire)

Excellent! It's quite enjoyable!

[personal profile] namesnotprowl 2012-04-20 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Lennox he would squash anyway. Guy did terrible things to him in the third movie don'tcha know.

Though squashing Sam isn't much fun without the yellow cretin around.]

Well, I'm sure others would do it. If they were faster than me.

[What he means is HE IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO KILL YOU.]
nonononono: ([Barricade] Please don't kill me.)

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"

[THE LAST HE CAN THINK OF TO TRY]
namesnotprowl: (Think Think...)

[personal profile] namesnotprowl 2012-04-20 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. Just... [He pauses for a few moments in thought.] -well, though I suppose you always were an action cliche.

[But Ironhide isn't Soundwave; Barricade has gotten more afraid of that mech than of even dying.]
nonononono: (My quip was good.)

It just seems to awesome to ignore any longer. Also, Steve.

[personal profile] nonononono 2012-04-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't been very fast so far. I'm still here, after all.

[SMUGGITY SMUG SMUG]
sweet_riiiiims: (Bitches don't know about my courtesy)

[personal profile] sweet_riiiiims 2012-04-20 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
By all means, enable to her heart's content.
namesnotprowl: (Weensy Grin)

Steve is most excellent. He's the redshirt of our time.

[personal profile] namesnotprowl 2012-04-20 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Because your guardian keeps getting in the way. And so does your military. Without them...

[Like right now. Smuggity smug~]

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