Canon: Vampire Academy

[deathinacowboyduster]

Plan to give me a go? Hm. [Muse looks over the mun.] We'll see.

I don't have time for your want of playing 'games'. Just so you know.

Comments

[littledhampir]

Oh she'll start with the Memes and then she'll write your life story and all this stuff about you that for the record, is creepy that she knows and them bam! You're hanging out in hell with a bunch of people that make you look positively normal.

[deathinacowboyduster]

[He's trying to keep a straight face, really.] You mean exactly like St. Vladimir's?

[littledhampir]

[She's giving you that look Dimitri, just in case you missed it.]

Sure. If ya know. St. Vlad's was literally in hell. I'm talking weird skeleton ferryman and everything. Who, for the record... you can't kill no matter how hard you try.

[deathinacowboyduster]

[Now how could he miss that face? He's only seen it a million times.]

Well, that doesn't sound fun in the least.

[littledhampir]

Hey I never said it was fun. But it's not boring that's for sure.

[deathinacowboyduster]

Doesn't sound it. Keeps you on your toes at least. And your skills honed.

[littledhampir]

There it does yeah. I used to think there was nothing worse than a Strigoi but I've seen some things that make the Strigoi look kind of tame.

Just, make sure your mun sends you to a game where you don't lose your Dhampir abilities. Turns out humans break really easily.