Canon: Vampire Academy

[deathinacowboyduster]

Plan to give me a go? Hm. [Muse looks over the mun.] We'll see.

I don't have time for your want of playing 'games'. Just so you know.

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[littledhampir]

Time really doesn't seem to bother these Muns, Comrade.

[deathinacowboyduster]

Ah Roza and here my mun didn't think she'd see any of my canonmates.

I am trying to convince her otherwise.

We're rare but there's a few of us :D

[littledhampir]

They're about. You can probably thank mine for that. She's more of a pain in the ass than I am.

She told you what she wants to do with you yet?

[deathinacowboyduster]

She keeps mentioning these 'games'. [Dimitri simply shakes his head at this prospect.] I'm too old for games.

[littledhampir]

Ah yeah. When she says games, we're not talking kids games here. Some of these places make dealing with the Strigoi look like a cakewalk.

There's this one game... [She pauses and thinks better of what she's about to say.] Well. Army of Strigoi? Any day over that one.

[deathinacowboyduster]

That bad Roza?

[littledhampir]

You wouldn't like it. Trust me. Pretty sure if you ended up there you'd be all [Mun resists the urge to say death in a cowboy duster...] Crazy Russian God.

Some of the places though... well they're ok. I don't like being away from Liss but she's safe when I'm gone and I like knowing that.

They do this weird time stop thing. [She shakes her head. Math or whatever that involved was really not her strong suit.] I don't know. What I do know is that she's ok and that makes being away a lot easier to deal with.

[deathinacowboyduster]

[Mun here snickers because it amuses her. Dimitri just glances at his mun.]

And this is what I have to deal with. I have convinced her somewhat to test me out in memes, soon as one comes along she likes.

[littledhampir]

Oh she'll start with the Memes and then she'll write your life story and all this stuff about you that for the record, is creepy that she knows and them bam! You're hanging out in hell with a bunch of people that make you look positively normal.

[deathinacowboyduster]

[He's trying to keep a straight face, really.] You mean exactly like St. Vladimir's?

[littledhampir]

[She's giving you that look Dimitri, just in case you missed it.]

Sure. If ya know. St. Vlad's was literally in hell. I'm talking weird skeleton ferryman and everything. Who, for the record... you can't kill no matter how hard you try.

[deathinacowboyduster]

[Now how could he miss that face? He's only seen it a million times.]

Well, that doesn't sound fun in the least.

[littledhampir]

Hey I never said it was fun. But it's not boring that's for sure.

[deathinacowboyduster]

Doesn't sound it. Keeps you on your toes at least. And your skills honed.

[littledhampir]

There it does yeah. I used to think there was nothing worse than a Strigoi but I've seen some things that make the Strigoi look kind of tame.

Just, make sure your mun sends you to a game where you don't lose your Dhampir abilities. Turns out humans break really easily.

/slides on in here...

[dragomirheiress]

At least it would be better than being stuck in one of the more crowded headspaces? My mun makes me feel claustrophobic.

[deathinacowboyduster]

Lissa, good to see you. [Mun spazzes because OMG canon mates. Dimitri? facepalms pretty much embarrassed for her.] That crowed? Mine isn't yet, but it is bound to happen. A return to rp and she decides to try me for the first time.

[dragomirheiress]

[Her mun is spazzing too... ugh. Can she just compel her to chill out? No? Darn :|]

Yeah well, here I am! My mun's still getting used to me too. I don't think I'll be in too much trouble with this one.

[deathinacowboyduster]

That's always good to know.