No, it's not really Freddie Mercury

[space_freddie_mercury]

Understand, human. I am not one of those other pitiful Earthers that inhabit that feeble monkey brain of yours. I will not BEG for you to put me into one of those damnable, bizarre foreign lands, anymore than I would beg of any enemy.

No. This is not a request, this is an ORDER. You will make for me a proper application. Not that scrawled bit of text that you consider a "good try". A real application. One that perfectly captures my true essence and is befitting of a Grand Regent of the Viltrumite Empire.

If you cannot accomplish such a simplistic task, then I will deign to do such a lowly task myself. And I will do it after I personally butcher every last muse I'm forced to co-exist with inside of your head. Then you can't make the excuse that you're distracted.

DO I MAKE MYSELF QUITE CLEAR?

Then hurry and be done with it, lest I make good on my promise. I take my leave of you!

Comments

[im_invincible]

Can't leave the slaughter for five minutes, can you?

[space_freddie_mercury]

...You. You're on your feet, again, I see.

From a comics crossover game.

[arach_nerd]

Grand Regent of, like, 50 dudes. Not really an accomplishment buddy.

[im_invincible]

...Again?

[space_freddie_mercury]

...When did we last meet?

Oh ho? There's more than Capeandcowl?

[space_freddie_mercury]

How do you know? I don't recall you on the list of Earth's heroes.

[djmankiewicz]

[ He spaced out throughout the entire thing. Except the one loud part. He heard that loud and clear. ]

Yes sir! ORDER MARCH!

[space_freddie_mercury]

...What manner of creature is this, then?

[odic_force]

Humans these days are such a disappointment. Amazing the entire global economy hasn't collapsed already.

[cosmic_storm]

Chill, dude.
You can't do much to your mun or the others up there with you so why get all stressed out?

[djmankiewicz]

Bwahahaha, what manner of creature is this, WHAT MANNER OF CREATURE IS THIS~

I'm the Homestarrunner, sir, yes sir, Mr. Mustache sir.

We're just sort of getting started

[fromtheflames]

Um, Mr. Spider-Man, where does this guy fall on the Evil Scale? The Creed being '10' and humanity being like a 4.

[space_freddie_mercury]

You would do best not to tell me what it is that I can and cannot do.

[space_freddie_mercury]

Far from the only disappointment.

[space_freddie_mercury]

I have no time for your idiocy.

[cosmic_storm]

[He laughs.]

Just some advice, man. And it's more a fact than trying to tell you you're not allowed or somethin'.

[odic_force]

It's all the fault of that damned mechanical house-pet of Tesla's! If my work had been completed, true immortality would have been available to the masses.

[space_freddie_mercury]

You believe that because something has not been done, it cannot be done?

[space_freddie_mercury]

Homo sapiens are insipid and care about pointless, trivial things. Immortality doesn't cure weakness and stupidity.

[space_freddie_mercury]

You actually bother to rank your enemies based on moral judgment?

[djmankiewicz]

Your stuck, so we have eternity! Sir!

[space_freddie_mercury]

I am not your superior, nor would I wish to be. You have nothing to offer.

[cosmic_storm]

Naw, man. Just believe that it can't be done 'cause it can't.

[odic_force]

Bah. Whatever your grooming for your position, scientific education was clearly not among your pursuits. With enough time for observation, experimentation, and assassination, there is no goal whose realization beyond science's grasp.

And we're just on the verge of introducing all the Invincible-related stuff.

[fromtheflames]

It's handy to know before the fight starts. And I really have enough monstrosity in my mind right now, so if I can just ask without checking myself, that's great.