[He is legit looking heartbroken right now. Good job Alaric.] And I don't suppose throwing some boo-boo kitty eyes at the powers that be would spare you from heading to monster town, either.
Man. Are any of your monster pals going to be there with you? Or someone saner but still competent? If such a thing exists.
[HEY. HEY, NONE OF THAT. He gives Peter a companionable... clap on the shoulder. And it's soft and gentle and really stop looking at him like that, doe eyes are his one weakness.]
I'll be okay. You should worry about yourself. Seriously, three times? What are you, sixteen?
[He does try to smile at the hand on his shoulder. Just for Alaric's sake. Because father figures are his weakness so this conversations is equally damaging to them both. WHOOPS?]
I. Well. [Awkward shuffling.] I'm fifteen here. Two of those times were in Landel's, so they don't really count.
But apparently back home, it's...more of a permanent thing. Sometime next year. Not really much I can do now.
Are you fricking kidding me? That's - that's the most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard! What are you, thirty?! You're not going to roll over and wait for someone to kick your bucket just because your ring isn't working. You just have to stop whatever the hell it is that gets you killed all the time.
New friends. That's one. And no monster baiting in your new home. I mean it.
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Man. Are any of your monster pals going to be there with you? Or someone saner but still competent? If such a thing exists.
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I'll be okay. You should worry about yourself. Seriously, three times? What are you, sixteen?
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I. Well. [Awkward shuffling.] I'm fifteen here. Two of those times were in Landel's, so they don't really count.
But apparently back home, it's...more of a permanent thing. Sometime next year. Not really much I can do now.
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Oh. [Now it's a squeeze.] Oh, Christ, no. You don't deserve that.
[Not that young. And not when the kid is this damn good.]
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[Now he's grabbing Alaric's shoulders in return. because melodrama.]
It's not like I just - seriously, it's not a deal. You've got seven on your plate, and if your ring thing is blinking out, that's worse.
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yes they are
PETER STOP BEING SO NICE IT'S KILLING HIM]
The seven just means my number's been up for a long time. I've lived enough.
[GOD WHAT IS HE SAYING HE'S ONLY 32 BUT PETER IS SO LITTLE
SO LITTLE AND NICE AND GOOD AND A KID :'(]
Nothing I can do to stop it now.
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Are you fricking kidding me? That's - that's the most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard! What are you, thirty?! You're not going to roll over and wait for someone to kick your bucket just because your ring isn't working. You just have to stop whatever the hell it is that gets you killed all the time.
New friends. That's one. And no monster baiting in your new home. I mean it.
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BECAUSE SERIOUSLY
also he never mentioned the serial killer alter ego thing which means he deserves to die BUT STILL]
I don't bait monsters. I swear.
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[DEAD EYES AGAIN. and he'll lecture you all he wants alaric. he's spider-man.]
Why are you even saying stuff like that?
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