Are you fricking kidding me? That's - that's the most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard! What are you, thirty?! You're not going to roll over and wait for someone to kick your bucket just because your ring isn't working. You just have to stop whatever the hell it is that gets you killed all the time.
New friends. That's one. And no monster baiting in your new home. I mean it.
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[Now he's grabbing Alaric's shoulders in return. because melodrama.]
It's not like I just - seriously, it's not a deal. You've got seven on your plate, and if your ring thing is blinking out, that's worse.
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yes they are
PETER STOP BEING SO NICE IT'S KILLING HIM]
The seven just means my number's been up for a long time. I've lived enough.
[GOD WHAT IS HE SAYING HE'S ONLY 32 BUT PETER IS SO LITTLE
SO LITTLE AND NICE AND GOOD AND A KID :'(]
Nothing I can do to stop it now.
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Are you fricking kidding me? That's - that's the most ridiculous excuse I've ever heard! What are you, thirty?! You're not going to roll over and wait for someone to kick your bucket just because your ring isn't working. You just have to stop whatever the hell it is that gets you killed all the time.
New friends. That's one. And no monster baiting in your new home. I mean it.
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BECAUSE SERIOUSLY
also he never mentioned the serial killer alter ego thing which means he deserves to die BUT STILL]
I don't bait monsters. I swear.
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[DEAD EYES AGAIN. and he'll lecture you all he wants alaric. he's spider-man.]
Why are you even saying stuff like that?
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