THAT upd8

[heritier]

oh, man.
ooooooooh, man!!
this is is not how i imagined things to be going.
i hope vriska turns out alright, what a shitty thing to happen...

what is going on with the rest of you guys over there!
this is terrible.

Comments

[heritier]

that seems to be what certain other people onboard are doing, i will wait it out.

[dicey]

W8 until when?

[heritier]

until flying and doing windy things and playing ghostbuster games with aliens is no longer fun!
besides, there is no one on the ship for me to even start fancying except jade and that would be gross.
she has this thing with davesprite where they are thicker than thieves.

[dicey]

Oh, really? Huh! In the city I'm in I make fun of her a8out having a thing with Dave 8ut I don't know if that's actually true.

[heritier]

weeeeeeeell, i think maybe she liked actual dave but now davesprite is kind of attached to her because they were both sprites once... or something like that.
it is complicated as HECK and i am so wise to the ways of secret liaisons thanks to my movies that i suspect they will start having them any day now.
they already have private chats and he makes her laugh a lot.

[dicey]

You're talking a8out red romance, right? The human kind? 8ecause I know people that do that and I don't have flushed crushes on them.

[heritier]

troll relationships seem silly to me, they're all just different names for feelings.
like i am probably going to push karkat down some stairs when we meet but they will be FRIENDLY and incredibly platonic, it doesn't mean anything.
i would put something sticky at the bottom, just to make it funnier.
he told me you fancied me ages ago! or something like that.

[dicey]

He tells lots of people stuff like that! He's 8asically full of shit.

So humans can push people down stairs platonically, 8ut they can't have priv8 convers8ions or laugh platonically?

[heritier]

of course they can!! but it's so obvious, you're not there to notice things.
it's kind of cute for them, i guess.

[dicey]

Too 8ad I don't know a8out this in my game! She's pretty fun to tease sometimes.

[heritier]

jade is great, she became like a furry but it's not too much that anyone feels uncomfortable and her doggy tendencies are usually slim.

[dicey]

........ Uh.

That sounds 8etter than Nepeta, at least? ::::\

[heritier]

i have yet to meet her! what's she like?

[dicey]

Sometimes she's ok. 8ut she can 8e annoying as hell!

I don't really get along with any of the trolls who were in our session.

1/3

[heritier]

[ Give him a moment, Vris, he's checking out the next update ... ]

[heritier]

AAAAAHHHH!!
oh my god.

[heritier]

wow, thank fuck that's over.

[dicey]

........ Do I want to know????????

[heritier]

i don't know, do you?

[dicey]

Sure, why not. It's all technically irrelevant to me!

[heritier]

ok, so you freaked out and it was so disturbing!! oh my godddd. like horror movie scary??
i have never been more happy to see a living thing explode in my life!

[dicey]

Hey!

[heritier]

what?

[dicey]

You're not supposed to want to see me explode.

[heritier]

i would rather you exploded than had to suffer!