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[dicey]

........ Holy shit.

You know what this means? This means that if you even THINK a8out sending me 8ack to that clusterfuck I'll come through your screen and threshmurder you faster than you can type "lolllll Tavrisprite" on Plurk.

(I'm still pissed at you for thinking that's funny, 8y the way. Fuck you.)

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[speakveryclearly]

Well
My Ashen Quadrant Fill With A Human May Or May Not Be Going As Excellently As I Had Once Thought

Do You Really Want The Dull Excessively Eridan-Related Details Of My Dating Life Or Would You Prefer Some Pictures

[dicey]

You made pictures of it?

I am sorry that our muses just always have quadrant drama to talk about

[speakveryclearly]

Well No My Mun Did
Thats Part Of Why Its Been Weighing On My Mind
The Somewhat Bleak Outlook

But This Has Been Tentatively Cemented As Our Future

LOL no it's awesome

[dicey]

So you punch her as closure to....... what?

If you ever get tired of it just LET ME KNOW o7

[speakveryclearly]

I Assume Youre Wondering Why Shes Wearing The Garb Of A Thief Very Similarly To Yourself In The Future

Thats My Auspisticee
Except Shes Going To Very Shortly Be My Ex-Auspisticee

I WON'T but same to you? they can always talk about other stuff too :P

[dicey]

And you're going to 8e really pissed at her and punch her?

Sob sob I can't get tired of it either I just WORRY SOMETIMES...

[speakveryclearly]

Well No The Punching Part Is Months In The Future Instead Of Weeks
During Which Interim We Will Not Be On Speaking Terms
Thats Why Theres That Label Closure There
Because I Dont Get Any Until Then

[this would be a lot easier if you were from the future so you understood the scene it was a shop of Vriska...]

NEVER WORRY

[dicey]

Yeah.

Well.

My situ8ion is totally different from that.

XENOPSYCHOLOGY IS TOO FUN

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
If Hes Older Youve Probably Never Done Anything Doomed Like Exchange Gifts Or Declarations Of Love
What Kind Of Stuff Do You Do Actually

[dicey]

XXXXO

8ut if I wanted to I totally could! Humans have important platonic rel8ionships too, you know! They just aren't romance for some reason.

[speakveryclearly]

Well Yeah
Sorry I Wasnt Specific Enough
I Just Mean Doing Those Things In Romantically Charged Ways Is More Ill-Advised In Human Society

[dicey]

Not really! 8ecause even though it's romantic it's PLATONIC romantic, so it's not like I'd 8e trying to make out with him or something.

[speakveryclearly]

Thats The Thing Though
That Ive Learned
Even Though Its "Platonic Romantic" If You Truly Treat It As Romantic They Can Often Have A Hard Time Seeing It That Way

[dicey]

I dou8t it.

[speakveryclearly]

Which One Of Us Has Filled A Conciliatory Quadrant With A Human Vriska

[dicey]

Look, you don't get it, okay! My situ8ion is special.

[speakveryclearly]

[That icon she wishes she could hug her]

Im Not Negating The Possibility It Is
If Anything The Pale Quadrant Should Have Intrinsically Better Luck Than The Ashen One
Im Just
Warning You

[dicey]

We're not in the pale quadrant!!!!!!!!

We're just........ like we're in the pale quadrant, without actually saying that 8ecause humans don't really get it when you use those words.

[speakveryclearly]

Thats
Probably The Best You Can Hope For

[dicey]

Don't act like I'm taking a step down from something! 8ecause I'm totally not. He's 8asically the 8est person in the entire fucking world and it's a LOT less annoying than having a flushed crush on someone twice my age!

[said flushed crush is also gone from the city baww she's a little butthurt about that]

[speakveryclearly]

Yeah
Probably A Lot Better Than Being In Love With A Stupid Earth Teenager Who Doesnt Understand How The First Part Works And Thinks The Second Part Means Shes Twenty Sweeps Older Or Something Too Come To Think Of It

Im Sorry
Im Really Not The Right Person Right Now At All

[dicey]

May8e you should find someone who's actually awesome, then!

[speakveryclearly]

[did you just imply she's not awesome

OW]

Shouldnt We All

[dicey]

[no!!!!!!!!]

Yeah, we should. If we deserve it.

[speakveryclearly]

[Oh okay then that is so much clearer

and

now for a subtle callback]

We All Do Though
Even If We Think We Dont
Thats Often All The More Reason We Do