"That is horrifying." Really. Really???????? Man. Wow! Whatever would any8ody do without that piece of incredi8ly valua8le input? Gr8 thing you're here. Seriously! Thank you for pointing out something that a8solutely wasn't immedi8ly o8vious to any8ody with a 8arely-functioning thinkpan! This is the worst. The W8RST! And my mundane 8eing all like "oh wow duh duh I sure wish we'd seen this upd8 8efore the future event lol duh" IS. N8T. H8LPING! Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh. Now if you will excuse me I will 8e huddled in a corner, retching weakly into my 8th vomit receptacle of the day. 8ARF!!!!!!!!
Take your time. I'll just be here, sifting what facts I can from this debacle. I had assumed, perhaps foolishly, that paradox space dealt out its karmic justice to our kind solely through the permanence of a heroic or just death. Perhaps if it senses the introduction of a mitigating factor to one's ultimate demise, such as the dream bubbles, it conjures up a situation to make the continued existence of questionable worth, through this, or...
...well, I suppose it's up to you to decide whether your current situation or getting married is the greater of two evils.
8h m8 g8d you did NOT 8ring karma 8ullshit into this. Let's get one thing str8 here: I did NOT deserve this. No8ody deserves this. Even TAVROS didn't deserve this, despite 8eing a weaky-weakslime loser who never amounted to anything and who managed to remain amazingly 8oring and lame despite other people's attempts to fix that. This is 8ullshit! And given the choice I would TOTALLY go 8ack to the dream 8u88les and marry our illustrious cre8tor. I would marry the shit out of him. There would 8e one of your Earth human ceremonies with cake and jewellery trades and outlandish costumes. Then I would MURDER HIM and make an incredi8ly witty comment a8out 8lack widows and everything would 8e awesome 8ecause I wouldn't have CE8SED TO EX8ST IN F8VOR OF A H8RRIFYING AMALGAM8TION OF ME AND PUPA. XXXXO
Asserting whether or not you deserve this would certainly do irreparable damage to my position as an unbiased observer of these events. All I mean to imply is that if Paradox Space was displeased with you dodging oblivion, vis a vis the dream bubbles, this may be its response. But if you must know, I think it's a bit overboard.
Also, I'm not sure you'd be able to do that, seeing as you'd both already be dead in that scenario.
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Really.
Really????????
Man. Wow! Whatever would any8ody do without that piece of incredi8ly valua8le input?
Gr8 thing you're here. Seriously! Thank you for pointing out something that a8solutely wasn't immedi8ly o8vious to any8ody with a 8arely-functioning thinkpan!
This is the worst. The W8RST! And my mundane 8eing all like "oh wow duh duh I sure wish we'd seen this upd8 8efore the future event lol duh" IS. N8T. H8LPING!
Uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh.
Now if you will excuse me I will 8e huddled in a corner, retching weakly into my 8th vomit receptacle of the day.
8ARF!!!!!!!!
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I had assumed, perhaps foolishly, that paradox space dealt out its karmic justice to our kind solely through the permanence of a heroic or just death. Perhaps if it senses the introduction of a mitigating factor to one's ultimate demise, such as the dream bubbles, it conjures up a situation to make the continued existence of questionable worth, through this, or...
...well, I suppose it's up to you to decide whether your current situation or getting married is the greater of two evils.
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Let's get one thing str8 here: I did NOT deserve this. No8ody deserves this. Even TAVROS didn't deserve this, despite 8eing a weaky-weakslime loser who never amounted to anything and who managed to remain amazingly 8oring and lame despite other people's attempts to fix that.
This is 8ullshit! And given the choice I would TOTALLY go 8ack to the dream 8u88les and marry our illustrious cre8tor.
I would marry the shit out of him. There would 8e one of your Earth human ceremonies with cake and jewellery trades and outlandish costumes.
Then I would MURDER HIM and make an incredi8ly witty comment a8out 8lack widows and everything would 8e awesome 8ecause I wouldn't have CE8SED TO EX8ST IN F8VOR OF A H8RRIFYING AMALGAM8TION OF ME AND PUPA. XXXXO
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But if you must know, I think it's a bit overboard.
Also, I'm not sure you'd be able to do that, seeing as you'd both already be dead in that scenario.
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SOM3TH1NG
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LUCK1LY
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1T ST1LL M4K3S M3 H4T3 T4ST1NG 1TS SHAPE THOUGH
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HORR1D
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SUR3 W4S 4 TH1NG TH4T JUST H4PP3N3D
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...I suppose this sheds some light on what our friend has been up to, lo these past three years.