On Just Being Apped... Canon is Lost Girl.

[suckmykiss]

Seriously? Of all the places you could have sent me, you pick hell. Literally. Really? Who cares if it's actually the Underground! Couldn't you have picked something more Disney? You know, singing flowers, fluffy animals? Something less... Crazy?

Oh c'mon! I deal with enough crazy at home! AND! Yeeeah, of course there's an and! There's no Kenzi or Dyson or Trick. What the hell. Pun intended.

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[morethanasidekick]

Oh no it's just great. I mean the fricken Underworld is totally my idea of a fun day out. Maybe we can invite the Morrigan and Vex and we can host Smackdown: Hell Edition.

[Sarcasm. She has it.]

Seriously though. If we do this, we'll be fine right? I mean your sexy voodoo hoodoo will work in this place?

[suckmykiss]

Don't even joke about Vex being there. [She shudders slughty.]

Seriously though. She says I get to keep them, so we'll be good. I mean how bad can it really be?

[morethanasidekick]

Well now that you've said that probably ten times worse than we can imagine.

[Nice one Bo. Go and curse it! That's usually Kenzi's job.]

You know. At least if Vex was there we could get the monsters to eat him first. Just sayin.

[suckmykiss]

Well I'm not so sure about that... This woman has some seriously messed up shit planned for me already.

[Well she can't argue with that one.]

Well maybe. He's an ass, he'd so deserve it.

[morethanasidekick]

Bo. You have a lethal vagina. I think we passed messed up somewhere between wolfboy losing his shit and Trick being baby daddy to yo mama.

Ain't no maybes about it. Death comes my way, I'm so throwing Vex under that bus.

[suckmykiss]

She's taking me from a point before I know about Trick. She sucks and not in a good way.

[She sighs, rubbing her forehead.]

Can yours do something about mine? I'm there now and she had me show up in my bathrobe. My bathrobe.

[morethanasidekick]

What? No! You need yo fae fam girl. I'll ask but the crazy mun lady seems to think that your mun lady don't like to be told what to do so... Sucks to be you.

[She at least looks more symapthetic than she sounds, until Bo says bathrobe and Kenzi can't help but grin.]

Oh for reals? At least if she's taking you from pre Trick Grandaddy Fae then the robe is also pre soiled by Vex's creeper junk.