On Just Being Apped... Canon is Lost Girl.

[suckmykiss]

Seriously? Of all the places you could have sent me, you pick hell. Literally. Really? Who cares if it's actually the Underground! Couldn't you have picked something more Disney? You know, singing flowers, fluffy animals? Something less... Crazy?

Oh c'mon! I deal with enough crazy at home! AND! Yeeeah, of course there's an and! There's no Kenzi or Dyson or Trick. What the hell. Pun intended.

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[morethanasidekick]

Hey Fae Lady don't go speaking too soon. You're crazy person has my crazy person all Oh yay let's send you there too.

[suckmykiss]

Jesus. I am so sorry, Kenz. I mean it. I'd smack my mun but well, she'd just come up with seriously awful shit to do to me if I did.

[morethanasidekick]

Oh no it's just great. I mean the fricken Underworld is totally my idea of a fun day out. Maybe we can invite the Morrigan and Vex and we can host Smackdown: Hell Edition.

[Sarcasm. She has it.]

Seriously though. If we do this, we'll be fine right? I mean your sexy voodoo hoodoo will work in this place?

[suckmykiss]

Don't even joke about Vex being there. [She shudders slughty.]

Seriously though. She says I get to keep them, so we'll be good. I mean how bad can it really be?

[morethanasidekick]

Well now that you've said that probably ten times worse than we can imagine.

[Nice one Bo. Go and curse it! That's usually Kenzi's job.]

You know. At least if Vex was there we could get the monsters to eat him first. Just sayin.

[suckmykiss]

Well I'm not so sure about that... This woman has some seriously messed up shit planned for me already.

[Well she can't argue with that one.]

Well maybe. He's an ass, he'd so deserve it.

[morethanasidekick]

Bo. You have a lethal vagina. I think we passed messed up somewhere between wolfboy losing his shit and Trick being baby daddy to yo mama.

Ain't no maybes about it. Death comes my way, I'm so throwing Vex under that bus.

[suckmykiss]

She's taking me from a point before I know about Trick. She sucks and not in a good way.

[She sighs, rubbing her forehead.]

Can yours do something about mine? I'm there now and she had me show up in my bathrobe. My bathrobe.

[morethanasidekick]

What? No! You need yo fae fam girl. I'll ask but the crazy mun lady seems to think that your mun lady don't like to be told what to do so... Sucks to be you.

[She at least looks more symapthetic than she sounds, until Bo says bathrobe and Kenzi can't help but grin.]

Oh for reals? At least if she's taking you from pre Trick Grandaddy Fae then the robe is also pre soiled by Vex's creeper junk.

[disclaim]

Hell. [ Raised eyebrows and all. ] Uh-huh. You just can't seem to stay out of trouble, can you?

To be fair, singing flowers didn't work out too well for Alice.

[suckmykiss]

Hey! It's not like I go looking for this type of crap. It just... Sorta finds me.

[She sighs.]

You should really be trying to make me feel better. And because you aren't... I'm going to let my mun enable yours like crazy. So... Ha!

[disclaim]

Well, you won't get paid for this round of trouble, I bet.

[ And then he's all smug satisfaction. ] As if your mun doesn't already try to enable mine. I am curious to see her try, though.

[suckmykiss]

Not unless you count me getting my ass kicked as payment. I know this crazy woman plans on horrible things for me. She's almost as the Morrigan.

[Oh playing the smug game now?] I dunno. She's pretty good. She got more of those Firefly people to join. I think you guys are screwed.

[disclaim]

Promise me you'll at least attempt to be careful.

[ A breathy chuckle and he shakes his head. ] Can't deny that, but I will object to the "screwed" portion. I'm almost positive mine is flaky enough to dissuade her.

[suckmykiss]

Of course I will. It's not like I go out looking for crap to happen to me.

[She widens her eyes almost innocently.] That's not that something you objected to before... Buuuuuuuut I'm pretty sure mine doesn't care about the flaky issues yours might have.

[disclaim]

More careful than you are at home.

[ He ducks his head and laughs a bit more. ] To my defense "you guys" is plural in nature. You know how I can get.

You might be right, though. She is stubborn, I'll give her that.

[suckmykiss]

So yeah. Apparently I'm in this hell place now... And she has me showing up in my bathrobe.

[She scowls.]

Not that I mind being naked, but seriously? She has issues. Yours would be smart if she stayed faaaar far away from mine.

[disclaim]

That's one way to make an impression.

[ So, he's a little less amused now (well, try a lot less). ]

It should get you plenty of attention, at least. And to be honest, I don't see that happening anytime soon.

lawl WRONG icon

[suckmykiss]

Sure it is... The best because I really need that sort of attention when I'm trying to figure out how to get out of there.

[Oh, no. He doesn't get to be that way. It'll confuse her.]

Uh, not trying for attention, Dyson. But, hey! Kenzi's going to be coming there too, so that's something right. [Uh huh, she's giving him that look. Because he knows he really wants to go there too, even if he hasn't really figured it out yet.]

Don't say I didn't warn you. She's crazy.