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[myowngrandpa]

I'm wondering why you are so shy, miss mun. It's an adventure just to put yourself out there, and I'm honestly getting plum impatient waiting on you to decide. There are cerulean ladies and spider girls that need my assistance at this thing you call a game!

[...even though they probably would not even want to be assisted ]

So what in blue blazes is taking so long? I have two pistols and an itch for adventure, so get on it!

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[testifies]

When exactly did "adventure" become synonymous with "trying to score" ?

[myowngrandpa]

What the codswallop are you talking about? I need to assist the ladies of the blue feature, this doesn't have anything to do with scoring.

Though it make sense, as it is a game, or how I understand it.

[testifies]

I know for a fact that this naivety is completely genuine, and yet still I want to believe otherwise.

What do you know about this place?

[myowngrandpa]

Not much, just something about where people get put into some world that builds itself on some malarky about sins.

Sounds like an adventure if I ever heard one!

[testifies]

You would say that.

Here I had you pegged as a wholesome chap.

[sugargrinds]

fo shizzle
okay no

...blue blazes?

[myowngrandpa]

Yes, blazes of blue, which should not be taking as long as things do!

[sugargrinds]

Did you just purposefully rhyme?

[myowngrandpa]

No, I did not, but it was quite clever if I do say so myself.

[sugargrinds]

Riiight.

What the hell's codswallop mean?

[myowngrandpa]

You know, codswallop. Come on, man, follow me!

[sugargrinds]

Uh, dude, I don't know.

[myowngrandpa]

To be honest, I'm not sure what codswallop is completely, but I'd have to say it would be something like melarky, or...you know nonsense!

[sugargrinds]

And melarky is...?

oops I spelled malarky wrong.

[myowngrandpa]

Foolish stuff, codswallop!

it's chill.

[sugargrinds]

[She groans.] Aaand we're back to codswallop!

So what kind of foolish stuff?