homeless forever, also brand new be gentle :c

[adisneyprince]

'Homeless forever'? That's a little harsh, mun. I'm an internationally beloved spokesman for the internet's fastest growing credit score website, any game would be happy to have me there. Assuming my schedule allows it, obviously, I'm not sure I want to turn down a part in Transformers just because you decided you've got other plans for me. I mean, it's Transformers. It's kind of a big deal. And it does sound better than getting dumped in some city or on a boat where there's usually a distinct lack of movies and commercials to be in.

Also, just saying, if you want people to start taking you seriously, maybe you should point your finger more often when you're talking. It's not just something that works on screen when you're trying to show how dramatic and/or serious you're being.

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[rachelbarbraberry]

Oh Cooper, muns are generally nice people! Possibly a bit evil in certain aspects, but they mean well. Mostly. I think.

Congratulations in advance on Transformers! That sounds absolutely exciting, and a lovely career prospect. Is that the direction you intend to take overall?

[You're Blaine's brother, so she's temporarily going to let your 'Broadway is dead' crack slide.]