homeless forever, also brand new be gentle :c

[adisneyprince]

'Homeless forever'? That's a little harsh, mun. I'm an internationally beloved spokesman for the internet's fastest growing credit score website, any game would be happy to have me there. Assuming my schedule allows it, obviously, I'm not sure I want to turn down a part in Transformers just because you decided you've got other plans for me. I mean, it's Transformers. It's kind of a big deal. And it does sound better than getting dumped in some city or on a boat where there's usually a distinct lack of movies and commercials to be in.

Also, just saying, if you want people to start taking you seriously, maybe you should point your finger more often when you're talking. It's not just something that works on screen when you're trying to show how dramatic and/or serious you're being.

Comments

[littlemissblondeperfect]

Transformers? Congratulations, Cooper.

[adisneyprince]

Thanks. I figure the part's pretty much in the bag.

[littlemissblondeperfect]

I tried some of your acting tips in an audition for a mouthwash commercial, so hopefully I've got my part in the bag too. It's been awhile and I haven't heard back yet, though...

[baby_penguin]

[Kurt's not sure if he should gush or ignore Cooper due to all the Blaine angst he's caused]

Hello Cooper.

[adisneyprince]

[But we sang and hugged it out. :C]

Hey, Kurt. How's things?

[adisneyprince]

They'll do that, they like to keep you in suspense. Makes you start worrying something was a little off. Keeps you on your toes, you know?

[cangetsolos]

[ Oh good god.] Hello Cooper. [ He's happy to see him, somewhat. Is he going to start pointing at him?]

[adisneyprince]

[Is he going to start pointing at him, Blaine, do you know your brother at all.]

Blainey, what's up, buddy?

[cangetsolos]

[ Tragically well. That's the problem. You try being overshadowed by your brother. It sucks.]

Nothing. My mun has me being thrown into "meme" situations.

[adisneyprince]

[Sorry bro. :c Just you wait until you're resurrecting Broadway and stuff, that's better than Transformers and commercials.]

That's great, that's how all the best muses get their start, you know.

[cangetsolos]

[ I bet Michel bay loved that Audition tape though. Perfect rolling on the ground there.]

Planning to teach a masterclass on this as well? Muses and Stage 101?

[adisneyprince]

[And pointing. Don't forget the pointing.]

I could probably find some time in my busy schedule to make room for that.

[cangetsolos]

[ Oh nooo. How could you forget the pointing? Or the yelling because it's IMPORTANT.]

Next thing you'll be giving me dating pointers.

[adisneyprince]

[WE'RE SERIOUS ACTORS.]

You seem like you're doing pretty okay by yourself. But, if you really want me too...

[cangetsolos]

[VERY SERIOUS ACTORS. VERY SERIOUS.]

Oh god no. I don't need you knowing about my sex life...

[ OH GOD DID HE JUST SAY THAT.]

Love. My love life.

[adisneyprince]

[... lmao Blaine WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Be prepared for teasing, concern and more teasing, because that is how brothers roll.]

Your what life?

[cangetsolos]

[ No. No he..no. OH GOD WHY. Blaine's eyebrows went up.]

Nothing.

[adisneyprince]

[You brought this on yourself, bro. :c]

Sure didn't sound like nothing.

[cangetsolos]

[ Oh god.]

It's private Cooper.

[ Because, that's totally going to work.]

[adisneyprince]

If you wanted it to be private, you shouldn't have said anything. [Duh.

And maybe a little less obnoxiously:] Does Dad know?

[cangetsolos]

I made a mistake! I meant love!

[ Pause, because really, there's no pointing hiding it now.]

No. Why would he? He's always been more interested in cars then his own sons.

[adisneyprince]

Just checking. [You never know, Mr. Slip up.] You guys are being safe?

[cangetsolos]

[ Thank you mister pointing.]

What do you think?

[adisneyprince]

Hey, I'm your big brother, I'm supposed to ask these kinds of questions.

[cangetsolos]

Oh now you start being my brother. [ He said with a roll of his eyes.]

And yes. Cooper...we are. And we're figuring out everything together. And no. His parents or his brother know. Neither do ours.

Your like, the first person I've told.