homeless forever, also brand new be gentle :c

[adisneyprince]

'Homeless forever'? That's a little harsh, mun. I'm an internationally beloved spokesman for the internet's fastest growing credit score website, any game would be happy to have me there. Assuming my schedule allows it, obviously, I'm not sure I want to turn down a part in Transformers just because you decided you've got other plans for me. I mean, it's Transformers. It's kind of a big deal. And it does sound better than getting dumped in some city or on a boat where there's usually a distinct lack of movies and commercials to be in.

Also, just saying, if you want people to start taking you seriously, maybe you should point your finger more often when you're talking. It's not just something that works on screen when you're trying to show how dramatic and/or serious you're being.

Comments

[peektuttut]

[SIGH.] What name calling?

[adisneyprince]

[Timothy.] Usually you get to know a guy a little better before calling him a dick.

[peektuttut]

[...:|]

I didn't-- [HNNNg.] You're not Dick Grayson, are you.

[adisneyprince]

You mean, like, Robin? Last time I checked, no. Since he's fictional. [Are you going to ask if he's Harry Potter next or something.]

[peektuttut]

[WHAT.]

Who are you?

[adisneyprince]

[What is that hat, why are you trying to impersonate Neal.]

Cooper Anderson. I'm an actor. You've probably seen some of my commercials. Why did you think I was Robin?

[peektuttut]

[He has to practice his undercover work. :c]

Uh, I haven't seen your commercials. And I thought you were my brother, Dick...since you look exactly like him.

[adisneyprince]

[Clearly you should be impersonating Cooper. You know. The cool facetwin. c:]

Really? That's weird. I never thought about playing Robin before. [OMFG FORGET TRANSFORMERS, WHO HAS CHRIS NOLAN'S PHONE NUMBER?]

[peektuttut]

[Nah he's already got that down, he knows how to point. :|]

...No. [Just. No. His brain would implode.]

[adisneyprince]

[What about TALKING REALLY LOUDLY TO BE INTENSE?]

No, what? It'd be perfect, Batman: The Musical, what's not to love?

[peektuttut]

[Dude you haven't been to BATMAN'S master class. :|]

...Oh my God, no.

[adisneyprince]

[Mine's better.]

You're no fun. What's your name?

[peektuttut]

[Nope. World's Greatest Thespian.]

I just have taste. Tim Drake.

[adisneyprince]

[Which is me.]

Nice to meet you, Tim. Want me to autograph something for you?

[peektuttut]

[Batman's going to punch you in the face, and it's going to be awesome.]

Uh, no thanks. ...Have you been in anything else?

[adisneyprince]

[But I look like Dick. :C]

Oh, yeah, lots of stuff. I'm sort of taking a break right now, getting back in touch with my roots, you know. Researching some grittier character pieces.

[peektuttut]

[...damn it. :c]

...For commercials.

[adisneyprince]

[Just a minor flaw in that plan. C:]

Yeah.

[peektuttut]

You're doing character research.

For commercials. [Look at your life, look at your choices.]