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[assguardian]

Seriously? Seriously? We're writing things based on TV Tropes now?

I'm not that much of a nerd despite what everyone else thinks, having some dignity left would be nice.

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[assguardian]

Oh my god, Kate, save me.

[notahawkingbird]

Billy, you are perfectly capable of saving yourself.

It's just your brother. [Loops arm through yours though.]

[assguardian]

But he's being a massive assface, Kate, I can't handle it.

You deal with Eli all the time, what do you do?

[notahawkingbird]

Well, one of you had to be the good twin.

[Coughs back a laugh.] I go to the gym. Or pick up something new -- like eskrima.

[assguardian]

[Okay skjgfg cringing a little, that's... scary.]

Please tell me that's not what you do for a hobby, because yikes.

[notahawkingbird]

I wouldn't... call it...

Okay, okay. It's sort of a hobby.

I like keeping fit?

[assguardian]

We thank you for it, too.

So like, fencing, huh? You ever gonna use swords when we go out sometime?

[notahawkingbird]

[she is not preening... but yeah, that's a really pleased smile on her face]

I dunno... [shrug] maybe?

[assguardian]

I wish I could do stuff like that, ugh.

[He is so pathetically underdeveloped compared to everyone else on the team, it's embarrassing.]

[notahawkingbird]

[slings an arm around your shoulders]

Hey. All you need is ask. I'd be happy to train you.

I need a buddy [voice pitches low] and it would help if said buddy didn't inspire inclinations of the murderous kind [hopeful smile?]

[assguardian]

[Awwww sheepish laughter, Kate, Billy's honored for the offer. Billy catches her around the shoulders too, it's coo', they bros.]

I gladly accept! I mean, you'd probably take me down easy in like ten seconds but hey, training. I can roll.

[notahawkingbird]

[This is a LOL]

Okay, you know what. We're starting with aikido.

[assguardian]

Aikido...? Is that the one where you flip people all the time?

[notahawkingbird]

Well... yes and no.

[oh billy how are you so presh] You use your opponent's force and momentum against them. Like say, if you think Ted's being unfair and you want to top for a change-- [tongue-in-cheek laughing sorry billy she couldn't resist]

[assguardian]

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KATE

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We haven't— Kate, nooooo!

[notahawkingbird]

[this is her pinching your cheek, billy

HA HA HA

oh so presh forever, she is ttly grinning as you flail]

Sure. Sure.

[assguardian]

Dude, I'm serious, we haven't gone past third base and—

...That was TMI, wasn't it.

[notahawkingbird]

[TEE HEE HEE]

Maybe.

[snickering]

Just a teensy bit.

[assguardian]

That was so mean, K, how could you.

[But he's smiling through the blush anyway.]