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[assguardian]

Seriously? Seriously? We're writing things based on TV Tropes now?

I'm not that much of a nerd despite what everyone else thinks, having some dignity left would be nice.

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[these_fish]

Good! *accidents don't count anyway* Neither'm I, so how about we not be enemies?

WHAT ARE NOTIFS

[assguardian]

I can do that. Hi, ehm. I'm Wiccan.

Noooooes! Not here TOO!

[these_fish]

Good!

I'm Banshee. And I hope you can get to the space station and everything.

it's a little delayed for me for some reason 1/2

[assguardian]

We'll worry over that when the whole thing's written up a—

[assguardian]

[wait]

i lied 3/3

[assguardian]

Like, theX-Men Banshee?

Oops. *cracking up*

[these_fish]

Ye-aaaah?

... you're from the future too, aren't you.

having a heart attack over here dkfgjhdfkugdhf

[assguardian]

[HE MAY BE WHEEZING A LITTLE you're kind of. Dead already.]

Ohjesuschristhelloohmygodwhyareyou—

Hi. Hello. Uh. Yes. I'm from the distant distant future and like.

Can we just do this intro all over again because I think I just embarrassed myself horribly.

AWWWW. Sean is all the confused...

[these_fish]

Hey, you all right?

I mean, you haven't done anything wrong or anything, why--? *He's a CHILL teenager!

... but then a slightly suspicious look* You haven't-- em. You don't know my daughter too or anything, right?

BILLY IS TOO STARSTRUCK excuse him

[assguardian]

Wh— No, no. I mean, not yet, we don't really work with the X-Men all that much, especially now, it's kind of.

...Complicated. But. Yeah.

We're the Young Avengers.

THIS IS NOT A REACTION ANYONE HAS HAD TO SEAN!

[these_fish]

Whew. I mean, that one came as a bit of a shock, to be honest. *Which may have been also because Deadpool shot him with the information not only that Sean had a daughter, but that Deadpool banged her. WHO would take anything like that easily?*

... wait, Young Avengers? There are Old ones? *Sean scrunches his face* We, erm... Charles got as together kind of recently. Although I think there were people on the station who mentioned something about Avengers, though they seem to be kind of a reclusive lot. Some of them.

WELL HE IS ONLY SIXTEEN so

[assguardian]

Oh, aha. The Grandpavengers. [Not exactly the best guys, them...] It's a complicated history, I promise, it's...

You'll find out. Someday. I think.

S-So, who else do you know is on the ship? Can I ask?

This is a friendship made in Charles and Erik's nightmares.

[these_fish]

*Sean will stare for a moment. Then snigger, because that is funny. AND he didn't mean that the Avengers are reclusive, just that they usually encrypt messages to each other and his tech savvy is from 1962 and he feels a bit left out. THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE!*

Well. I haven't been there all that long yet - but she *thumb behind his shoulder* says, Captain America (really? Who came up with that name?), Iron Man - he must have fun with Erik - Natasha, Clint, and Thor. And Bruce Banner. On my end, there are Charles and Erik and Logan and a hot blonde who gets cranky every time we talk because I'm not supposed to be this young, er. Emma. And apparently Pietro and Wanda. Who I'm supposed to go talk with sometime soon. There are also Pepper Potts and Peggy Carter. Oh, and Loki. And... many many other people who have nothing to do with us. Except how they end up having to do with us.

Also it isn't exactly a ship. It's kind of... bigger. Space station is what they call it.

they should TP some of the areas there, tommy will help

[assguardian]

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hang on you said Wanda Pietro and Thor

THOR

T H O R brb just dying now-- wait who's Erik? ...Erik as in Magneto?

screaming deep inside his soul]

Logan is like, Wolverine, right? Ugh all the main Oldvengers are there, I'm gonna bet they're gonna tell us to go home and be kids all over again, they are such—

...Adults.

All the adventures! Everywhere!

[these_fish]

I... think so.

*and he stands up just a bit straighter* They only do that if they have a choice. When the most that they have is... well, me and Raven and Alex and Hank and so on - we can be good enough, it turns out.

*beat*

... although not HAVING to do too many things while there is so much to explore has its good sides, too.

IT WILL BE GLORIOUS but first i must finish this app !!!

[assguardian]

How big is the station, really? I mean, train stations are pretty big, so's the subway system and airports and stuff, but. Is it like a galaxy port or something?

[Oh dear lawrd X-MEN AND SDJFHDLGDFSUGFD

but what if they're jerks

superheroes are usually jerks by default nuuuuu what if he hates them in person

AUGH]

Yes, YES YOU DO! YOU CAN DO IT!

[these_fish]

Em... There is the junkyard, and I didn't get a GOOD look at it, but it's pretty big. Then there are the twelve residential zones, which are... big town sized? I think? And then there are the garden zones. Which are also huge. I mean, one of them has an actual volcano in it...

*yeah, well...

... it's complicated!*

I AM SO LOST RN i haven't rped much since release 88 :E

[assguardian]

...It's practically as big as New York, holy shit.

Wow.

You said junkyard? What's it like in there? No elephant graveyards or anything?

BAWW HEY I AM LOVING WHAT I AM READING AND GOOOO YOU!

[these_fish]

If not more.

And kind of sparsely populated.

And the junkyard-- see. The people who are on the station? We've all come through an inter-dimensional rift. And people aren't the only thing that gets through. Technically, everything and everyone that comes through the rift tumbles out in the junkyard.

So I haven't seen an elephant, but there is... most of what I can imagine and lots of things that I can't, there.

/O/ \O/ \O\ /O/ /O\!!!

[assguardian]

...Hnngh.

So there's an unstable wormhole shooting people in and... where do we land, exactly? How is anything sustained?

Is it really in space?

Oh my gods is it like Asgard, oh dkfjgdfg—

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[these_fish]

Ermmmm. That would so be Hank's cue to take the floor.

Everybody lands in the junkyard. If there is any significant damage, the AI running the place - she's insane, by the way - takes care of it. And, as far as I know, if anybody has something infectious, she may stop it from spreading. And, errr... Well, the whole place is more or less self-sustained. I suppose the air may be cycled through the green of the garden zones or something like that. But there are whole sections of the place which are closed off for people, service areas and tunnels and passages. Like there is maybe a way to physically go from one of the zones to another, but they aren't available, you can only move between zones using the teleports.

There are... sub-AIs, I guess. And, I don't know. Bots? Robots? Cyborgs? Something like that. Who physically run a lot of the place. The former residents... I guess those who survived ran away from the AI. To the planet the station is orbiting.

[assguardian]

[Billy takes in a great big inhale, and then gets this look on his face like he'd be putting his chin in his hands any moment.

Starstruck and maybe falling into a Star Trek-like dream - this is how he feels right now.]

I guess all it's missing is the actual supervillain with the self-aggrandizing speeches, right?

Right?

[these_fish]

Well... for the most part? This far?

Although there may have been such things in the past. I'm not positive.

[assguardian]

That's kind of really scary to think about, in retrospect. I mean, this is like having a nemesis pulling the strings from behind a curtain, right?

[these_fish]

See, it is even worse. A nemesis which is pretty much all-powerful at the location. Because she can draw out the air from a zone or... whatever. Open the hatches, decompress the place, or what have you.

It happened before I showed up, but at some point all the teleport modules sprung guns and started shooting at anybody trying to approach them, for example.