definitely not going to dramadramaduck ever.

[espy]

Yes, that's enough, the giggling is quite unnecessary.

Don't even know if you're going to follow through with it yet, do we? Oh, but that's the fun part, we do, you've got a record. Boring, terribly boring, there's only two possible outcomes, but judging by your record, if you do follow through, it's not going to end well. The other one? Well, you'll say you will and then you won't, of course. It's all right there in your history. No, I didn't do my fancy detective trick - don't call it a trick, it cheapens me - because I didn't need to because it's obvious.

Now either do something useful or don't do anything at all. Ah, you've already got the latter covered. Excellent.

—Kind? Don't be ridiculous, why would I be kind?

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[sedenquire]

Perish the thought. She'll attempt having you be social, next.

[espy]

I believe that's the plan. At least it might be of mild interest between cases. On the other hand, I've been regrettably informed that my presence there greatly increases the chance of your presence there.

[sedenquire]

Mm, for reasons entirely unfathomable to me the owner of this headspace does seem rather more keen on the idea since she caught wind of the possibility of your being there, although as ever I must assure you it wasn't my idea. I have no intention of courting the attentions of a semi-intelligent website with the power to alter space and time unless it's necessary.

[espy]

Good. Don't end up there. Use your authority, or whatever it is exactly you like to flaunt so often, to keep yourself far, far away from it.

[taking precautions in case he is going to get shoved into it. it's potentially his now, back off mycroft.]

[sedenquire]

[ oh you poor naive little brother, don't you know that it becomes his business as soon as you get involved with it ]

I'm sure I'll be able to pull some strings.

[espy]

[i'm going to punch you right in the face.]

Right. Well, glad we've got that all done and sorted out. You're free to leave at any time, really.