On late night crack thoughts...

[diana_abel]

Dear Mun,

Yes, it's true, I don't do well on my own.

But let me make something clear to you: I will not be offering to sleep with the "I love sex" guy from the network who looks like a Ken doll.

It'll be fine.

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite messiah" Abel

Comments

[original_fine]

There's a guy on the network who loves sex and looks like a Ken doll? Do you have his number?

[diana_abel]

Oh, dude...

[original_fine]

... yes?

[diana_abel]

Look, it's confessions week(s), okay? And I want birthday sex, dammit.

[original_fine]

I'm not judging you. I'm the opposite of judging you. Who doesn't want birthday sex, especially if the guy's as hot as you say? Of course, "Ken doll" isn't really my type.