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[promoteshell]

If you really miss me that much, you'll get rid of one of those weaker muses and allow me in that game. While you're at it, bring that little one with us too.

Also, my starter better be a Pikachu. I won't tolerate anything else.

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[wontdieifkilled]

Two? You really have the odo to make that possible?

Well, yeah, but--

[And then that last part makes him blush.]

...You...you do...?

[promoteshell]

That's right. The Servant Lancer and the Servant Archer are mine to command... for the most part. The latter just hasn't anything better to do with his time.

[ Slowly nodding. ]

I wouldn't have said it otherwise, Shirou Emiya.

[wontdieifkilled]

Lancer and Archer...that must be an unusual Grail War you're in.

Well. I-I didn't mean to doubt you. I'm...really flattered.

[promoteshell]

Not anymore unusual than the one you were in.

[ Because it's the same one, but MINOR DETAILS. ]

Too bad there's that other woman. We could have had something special. I wouldn't normally concede, but my mun informs me I have no other choice.

[wontdieifkilled]

U-um!

[HOW DOES HE DEAL WITH THIS.]

That's. That's really. Um.

[He does find her pretty, and she can be nice company. But he can't admit that, since h already has a girlfriend he loves.]

Well. There's always...parallel worlds...?

[promoteshell]

In a parallel world we could be together..?

Doesn't that strike you as odd in the slightest?

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, I mean. Second Magic. And, well.

My mun says something about a box.

[promoteshell]

Yes, but I'm not wholly familiar with that concept. Please don't make me ask the other in the shared headspace. I might try to leap out if she talks my ears off...

Ah, a box? As though we were children playing? Yes, yes, I see now. My bandages do need to be changed. Tell me, Shirou Emiya, did you ever play doctor?

[wontdieifkilled]

I'm not too good with it, either. But it involves traveling between parallel worlds...or drawing mana from them.

Well, not qui--hey, wait a minute! Playing doctor?

[promoteshell]

It sounds as though it involves a lot of timey-wimey in all honesty. Let's discard that topic in favor of our second one.

It's an innocent children's game, isn't it?

[wontdieifkilled]

Well, yeah...but we don't work with real bandages!

[promoteshell]

So you're saying you'd like to use your hands instead?

I see.

A priestess of The Church shouldn't really discuss this, but I think it would be acceptable so long as one considers all of the circumstances involved.

[wontdieifkilled]

WHOA WHOA WHOA! I-I-I wasn't saying that! I wasn't saying that at all!

[promoteshell]

So if you don't want to use bandages or your hands... ah.

I understand now.

You want to use other parts of your body. I'm honored, Shirou, but shouldn't we commit to a relationship first?

[wontdieifkilled]

I WASN'T SAYING THAT, EITHER!

[promoteshell]

You don't have to say anything. I understand. That's just how intimate we've grown in the past twenty comments.

[wontdieifkilled]

NO NO NO!

What I mean what you need is a REAL DOCTOR!

[promoteshell]

I'm sure you're pretty good with a certain form of healing, so is that really necessary?

[wontdieifkilled]

[Mental. Keysmashing.]

W-W-W-W-W-W-WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA FROM?!

[promoteshell]

From this. Over seventeen thousand views... Surely I'm not the only one who thinks so.

[wontdieifkilled]

[Just. Empty staring.

I think you broke him.]

[promoteshell]

Shirou Emiya.

It isn't time for a reset already, is it?

[wontdieifkilled]

[promoteshell]

[riastrad_ridire]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU HITTING ME FOR?!