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[promoteshell]

If you really miss me that much, you'll get rid of one of those weaker muses and allow me in that game. While you're at it, bring that little one with us too.

Also, my starter better be a Pikachu. I won't tolerate anything else.

Comments

[riastrad_ridire]

...Am I supposed to know you or something?

[LOL UBW...]

[promoteshell]

You did sniff me out fairly quick for me being a stranger, pup.

[riastrad_ridire]

Do I look like I'm the one in control of who I talk to at the moment?

And don't call me that.

[promoteshell]

It's no fault of mine that our muns plot according to your ranked luck.

Would you prefer dog then?

[riastrad_ridire]

No, I really wouldn't.

[promoteshell]

Alright hound it is.

[ Look at all these fucks. ]

Now hound, tell me more about this Johto.

[riastrad_ridire]

Why should I tell a smartmouthed kid anything?

Anemoi CR is go?

[wontdieifkilled]

Why are you so adamant about Pikachu?

ALWAYS <3

[promoteshell]

Because not only is he the most iconic Pokemon, but he reminds me of one of my Servants.

...

It's strange to speak with you now that I remember everything.

[promoteshell]

That's no way to treat your proper Master, Lancer.

HELL YES.

[wontdieifkilled]

Wait, you had a Servant?

...

Hold on. What do you mean by that?

[riastrad_ridire]

...okay, now I know you're just crazy.

[promoteshell]

Yes, I have a couple. [ Collectin' Servants like Pokemon, brah. ] Mm, when I was there, I had amnesia. Now that I'm in this place, I don't. I thought it was pretty clear.

Although I do miss you dearly.

[promoteshell]

How annoying. Did you hit your head a little harder than usual or maybe you used your spear against the part of your brain that worked previously.

[wontdieifkilled]

Two? You really have the odo to make that possible?

Well, yeah, but--

[And then that last part makes him blush.]

...You...you do...?

[riastrad_ridire]

You sure you aren't the one that hit her head?

[promoteshell]

I'm certain.

Don't you remember? You are the Servant of the mediator of the Fifth Holy Grail War.

[riastrad_ridire]

Uh...yeah, and? What's your point?

[promoteshell]

That's right. The Servant Lancer and the Servant Archer are mine to command... for the most part. The latter just hasn't anything better to do with his time.

[ Slowly nodding. ]

I wouldn't have said it otherwise, Shirou Emiya.

[promoteshell]

I'm the Mediator of the Fifth Holy Grail War. Kirei Kotomine is playing the role of Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Visual-Novel.

[riastrad_ridire]

[fourth walls are for the weak.]

...What.

[promoteshell]

Don't you remember? [ Geez, worthless Lancer. ] You're the reason he's not there after all.

[riastrad_ridire]

If you mean 'you introduced him to a sharp pointy thing', then yes I did.

[promoteshell]

Good, so you're capable of remembering something every now and again. Think a bit harder and you'll recall I'm your Master.

[wontdieifkilled]

Lancer and Archer...that must be an unusual Grail War you're in.

Well. I-I didn't mean to doubt you. I'm...really flattered.