it's her birthday and she'll whine if she wants to

[heartpass]

What... this is it? This is all I get? I still can't believe you've got me in a coma the only place I could celebrate.




Wow. I can't even expend the energy to tell you how much you suck right now. You'd better be figuring out some way to make it up to me.

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[1stguardian]

What would you like to get?

[epoch_eclipse]

Oh! It's your birthday!? Aww, I didn't know!

1/2

[heartpass]

[Shut the hell up mun, no way you are making those words come out of her mouth, nope!!!]

[heartpass]

I dunno... a cake at least would be nice.

[heartpass]

[*A* omg tiny bb it's been forever~! Uuuuup you go!]

Yeah, I'm still not sure where this dumb mun of mine found out.

[1stguardian]

Cake, huh? What kind?

[heartpass]

At this point, I'd settle for plain vanilla- though I could really go for some red velvet cake, with maybe a nice cream cheese frosting or something...

[Ah, brb, fantasizing about delicious cake, whoops.]

[1stguardian]

So get one. If it's your birthday, why not?

[heartpass]

Kind of in a minor state of limbo at the moment, moron. [...dammit, tsundere tendencies.] They don't exactly have a bakery at my convenience.

[1stguardian]

[ To the insult, he just rolls his eyes. But the rest... ]

Why? What's going on? What happened to you?

[heartpass]

[At least he doesn't get as annoyed by them as he could.]

Mun's on 'hiatus' where she plays me- game rules state give two options: 'autopilot' or 'sleep coma'. Can you guess which one this idiot picked?

[epoch_eclipse]

[Awww yeah! He still adores him some cuddles, so she can have as much snuggling as is humanly possible, nuzzling right in there.]

Well, if you're in their head then they should know everything about you. Hmm. Or something.

[He hums thoughtfully a few times more.]

[1stguardian]

[ Oh, he can guess all right. ]

So make her do something nice for you when you wake up.

[heartpass]

[Cutieeeee. So many cuddles are happening in this moment. Soooo many.]

I'll stick with 'or something'.

[Hair ruffling, go.]

[heartpass]

Well, she's got plans she doesn't want to tell me about for that already.

[As does her in-game boyfriend of sorts.]

[1stguardian]

That could be good. Or bad.

[ He's just going to gloss over that slip and keep right on talking. ]

I hope it's good. Sounds like after all that, you deserve a break.

[hyphens]

[ On one hand, he loathes giving things away for free. On the other, this is a pretty girl who might tell her friends all about his thneeds ... Decisions, decisions.

Fuck it. ]

Ah. Excuse me, miss?

[heartpass]

Could be both, knowing how these jerks operate.

[She's used to it- as long as she's not in the place with the monsters again, she's good.]

...thanks, I guess.

[Because really, what is dealing with Ichigo without being massively awkward.]

[1stguardian]

Yeah, I hear you.

[ Oblivious as always, he doesn't even notice. ]

Tell you what. Chance ever comes, I'll get you one of those cakes. Then at least you can say you got something you wanted eventually.

[heartpass]

[Oh my god boy, that outfit is borderline offensive, and she's from a Tite Kubo manga. What is he wearing? Honestly, he'd be cute if not for how utterly heinous that whole outfit is- and who even wears sunglasses with a top hat, really?

Of course, she's not going to mention any of that just yet. Instead she's just gonna set her hands on her hips and kind of... raise an eyebrow.]

Uh... yeah?

[epoch_eclipse]

[He had a reply sorted out, but it is erased in the face of hair ruffling. As always, it causes him to go bright red, make a pleased little squeak and bury his head into her shoulder. He's a bit dazed, like a cat being scratched in just the right way.]

[hyphens]

[ dfgkldfhl why does everything always come down to his sweet threads? Gosh. ]

Happy birthday.

[ There you are, Riruka, a cute box with a ribbon all the way around it and inside, a pink thneed. ]

[heartpass]

[She is so boss at this, yep. Don't even curr, just going to keep petting.]

[heartpass]

[Because they look ridiculous is why, green boy.]

Oh. Uh... th-thanks.

[She's not... entirely sure what to make of that, since it's not every day random cute boys give her presents, and she opens the box carefully, blinking at the thneed curiously.]


...what is it?

[heartpass]

Really hope it's not though.

[Like she really expects anything else by now- and then of course he has to go and say something like that and she just freezes right up, going a little pink in the face.]

You don't have to do that.