dear_mun | tentatively checking out games for asshole mcthneedy.

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tentatively checking out games for asshole mcthneedy.

Your first mistake is assuming just anywhere will do. That seed I've been keeping in storage? It's mine. Take it along as part of the inventory or what-all, plant it and grow my truffula trees wherever you toss me so I can continue to expand my empire. It's only a symbolic little thing so far, but you'll be putting the cogs into action and working with what we've got —

Ted? And just who is that? If you think I'm handing over the opportunity to take my business elsewhere, to a kid, you've got another thing coming — !

Don't like my terms? I don't care. You'll be working for me now, mundane.

Understand that.

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[Starts laughing and nearly chokes on his food, then swallows at the last second and just kind of grins sheepishly. Not a dignified kid.]

Hahaha, no. Man. Why didn't I recognise you until now? This place is crazy! I didn't even bring marshmallows!

[Getting a little ahead of yourself there, buddy.]

There's - no, wait. You - hmrrgh. [How to phrase this...]

... We should totally have marshmallows for dessert. Do you like toasting them?

[ WHOA, back on track when Once-ler pats the guy between the shoulders so he doesn't swallow his tongue and Ted's mumbling, it seems. ]

'I' — ?

Yeah I like toasting them! Buh- but that's not the point.

...Thanks.

Hey, uh... Mr. Once-ler? If I said something crazy, like... I dunno... I met a really really old you who lived in a really freaky house outside of town and told me all about him, I mean, you, would you believe me?

Hypothetically.