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The Once-ler ([personal profile] hyphens) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-04-14 05:09 pm

tentatively checking out games for asshole mcthneedy.


Your first mistake is assuming just anywhere will do. That seed I've been keeping in storage? It's mine. Take it along as part of the inventory or what-all, plant it and grow my truffula trees wherever you toss me so I can continue to expand my empire. It's only a symbolic little thing so far, but you'll be putting the cogs into action and working with what we've got —

Ted? And just who is that? If you think I'm handing over the opportunity to take my business elsewhere, to a kid, you've got another thing coming — !




Don't like my terms? I don't care. You'll be working for me now, mundane.

Understand that.

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Hoh...? Another one sprouts.

You seems to be a little different from the one who threw this at me though.

[He produces a thneed from somewhere in his robes. Wait, you kept it after saying it was so dumb, Sanzo?]

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
...then it's you.

[In irritation, he growls.]

You're the one who sings those damned songs my mundane keeps listening too...

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[You get a gun to the face and a bit of a flail of indignant anger.]

Don't fucking touch me!! No, he didn't sell it! He threw it at me after failing to tell me what his stupid thing even was!!

Touch me again and I'll kill you!!

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...this pink piece of garbage that looks like it was made by an Alzheimer's patient? I doubt it.

[He's still wiping at his shoulder where you touched him.]

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sanzo looks at it.]

...any way I look at this...

[He looks back at Once-ler.]

It looks like garbage. Truly.

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Oh ho. Wait. He's found a very good use for it. Come here, Once-ler, Sanzo wants to wrap it around your neck.]

Come to think of it, you could use a scarf for that scrawny neck...
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - I had no idea...)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-04-14 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a seed, so why not just-

[She shrugs]

You know plant it and see it grow!

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no, I really think it has to be today.

[He advances slowly.]
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - I'm reviewing the situation)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-04-14 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Greedy aren't you?

[She knows a robot with the exact same problem.]
whitescalesbigmouth: (Saft - Oh Draaaama!)

[personal profile] whitescalesbigmouth 2012-04-14 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Insulting a person who has another form you haven't found out about yet, Oncie? And you're calling her dumb?]

How about you find another livelihood then? One that doesn't cause so much destruction or whatever.

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You think so?

[They are one of his favorite hobbies. Sanzo launches the thneed.... only to have it backfire as its odd shape causes an even odder movement in the air and it plummets to the ground like a suicidal bat not even a foot in front of the Once-ler. Sanzo seems... unsure as to what's just happened.]

...
zerofucksgiven: (look out for number one)

[personal profile] zerofucksgiven 2012-04-14 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Way to not let them tell you what to do, man! Waaaaaaay too bossy, these writer-people.

[personal profile] heardyoucall 2012-04-14 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
...it doesn't even fly through the air properly.

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